Adelaide University Union Fail: YouX Porn Rebrand

I love my city, but sometimes, there are some truly dumb people in it.

I’ve lived in Kuala Lumpur, London and Adelaide and believe me, I love all of these places for different reasons. Right now, I’m in Adelaide, and when I found out that the University here is rebranding their union to YouX, I knew that it was going to be a good old hoot. Was it a stitch-up? Did they have an inside man suggesting ridiculous names just to troll? It seems legitimate – and they just didn’t care.

Now look, to be fair, YOUX.XXX isn’t exactly the biggest porn tube out there, but it’s certainly sizable and does get some traffic – and it’s something that immediately comes up in Google if you literally type in ‘YouX’. For me, it seems really simple: if you’re going to rebrand something, and when you type it into Google, porn comes up, completely change your rebranding. I mean, you don’t even need Google to know that putting ‘X’ at the end of a word is likely going to associate it with something erotic. We use the term ‘X-rated’ for a reason folks: it’s because that letter is associated with the business of eroticism more so than any other!

What’s that? Don’t believe me? Well, the good news is that I can prove what I’m saying with both facts and logic. I’ve written reviews on destinations called X Tapes, X Tube Anime, X Videos, X Toks and X Animu just to name a few! So like, if the University just came to me first and said “Hey, Mr. Porn Geek, should we call the union YouX?”, I’d immediately say “Nah, call it YouFuckingIdiots instead”.

Me fucking some Adelaide University cheerleaders.

Even your average teen at University wouldn’t struggle to know this. Speaking of barely legal brats – did you know I have a whole area on my site devoted to the hottest spots for teen porn? If you didn’t, you do now!