And the award for ‘Worst Tits in Porn’ goes to…

If you think you can find a worse pair of tits, go ahead and try.

I’ve been in the business of watching porn videos for over a decade now. I mean, there isn’t much that I haven’t seen, but sometimes, you come across … well, something that’s just plain awful. You never want to discourage girls from getting involved in the business, but sometimes you’ve got to ask yourself: “what gave these women the confidence to even think about appearing in a porn video?”. Anyway, here’s the full-length video of the nasty knockers in action: I think most guys have more attractive racks than this broad does. I’d have better luck busting a nut over a pair of man tits than these awful boobs. I found it hilarious that the people in charge of the production opted for a face mask: I’m guessing that since the breasts are so bad, the face must be busted up something chronic too. Now I’ll be honest, I have zero idea where this clip came from, how old it is or any of that stuff: it only has 2,000 views on PornHub and yeah, my guess is that it’s at least a decade old. Right at the start of the video, you see one of those old-school TVs behind the dodgy dude in the blue shirt. Fuck man, it even has a VHS player attached – that’s some classic technology right there.