Annaliese Nielsen Nudes: God’s Girls, Dave Grohl and More

I love the Foo Fighters, but I love porn more.

Dave Grohl to his family recently: I’ve got another confession to make.

Yesterday, I came across a news story about Dave’s love affair with former God’s Girls recruiter-in-chief, Annaliese Nielsen. Nudes must surely exist if she’s an “alt porn goddess” as described by various new outfits, including the Hindustan Times (my favorite destination of choice for the latest happenings), right? Sadly, they don’t. There are no nudes of Annaliese Nielsen: whose name is actually Lara Nielsen according to this court case. But since God’s Girls is no longer online, and I did go through a phase of being into emo/goth/punk girls, I figured it was a good idea to at least give you a little content to enjoy. It was a weird time in my life, but man – I remember the Internet had a bunch of content in that niche back in the day. Suicide Girls eventually took the crown for go-to softcore spot, but these days, I’d be looking at Burning Angel if you want the hardcore stuff. Turns out it was acquired by AdultTime, which I’ve reviewed, so yeah – you’re getting a whole lot of porn for a membership to this hub.

I ventured deep into my porn vaults in order to get some samples for you guys: these three pictures from above are labelled as Solwenn and are the only content I could find of her that I had. Wikipedia showed some similar snaps, but these are higher quality. Oh, and about that porn vault I have – it’s currently 21 Petabytes in size and growing every day. I was also able to find some other galleries of various God’s Girls. Remember that Dave’s connection here is that he was constantly hooking up with Annaliese Nielsen – she wasn’t a model and she never got her tits out: her job was contacting ladies like Solwenn and getting them to do the job instead. Cash for tits, it’s how the world of porn works, if you’re new to it – welcome!

If you have a keen eye, you might spot that these snaps feature Stoya – an industry veteran who’s got a pretty chunky Wikipedia article that you might want to check out. She dated James Deen for quite some time – she eventually came out on Twitter and made serious accusations about him. Based on an interview I managed to find dating back to 2008, these pictures are somewhere around 18 years old – fucking them would be legal, if fucking a photograph is even possible. I do like those nipple piercings though – girls typically just get a bar, but the four-edged piece is an awesome idea. It’s also what God’s Girls was all about! Reading the blog post, it also seemed to function somewhat as a social media platform: similar to what Suicide Girls did (they might still do it, actually, I can’t be bothered to check).

So that begs the question: did Stoya ever get with Dave? Does he have another confession? Did he subscribe to God’s Girls, or just jerk off to the tour? That’s what I did back in the day with Let’s Live Together. Debit cards weren’t common back in those days, and I was cheap.

Anyway: as much as I’d like to bring you Annaliese Nielsen nudes from way back in the day, they don’t exist (at least, not based on my research). If modern nudes do drop … I probably won’t share them. This is what she currently looks like:

And this is what she used to look like:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if you’re a woman, don’t allow yourself to gain weight. You’ll go from being a cutie to, yeah, something else entirely.