Ass Cocktails? I’ll take two, please!

There are plenty of crazy women out there who’ll do some pretty nasty shit, but this is next-level.

What’s going on, gang? Mr. Porn Geek here and yeah: it’s time for another crazy chick destroying herself in the name of pleasure. I recently came across what can only be described as the wildest porn video I’ve seen in the last few months and it’s only 60 seconds long! This must be a record for one of the worst trailers I’ve seen when it comes to adult entertainment. I mean, I like it rough and wild as much as the next guy, but there are limits … and this is well past my limits. The chick’s name is Forest Whore and yeah – I think the fact she calls herself ‘whore’ says it all. She knows what she’s about and probably gets off to people like me calling her a disgusting, good-for-nothing piece of fuck meat. She has holes to utilize and that’s it. Her owner thankfully got the memo, it would appear – that’s why in this scene, you’re going to see her ass being used as a makeshift cocktail shaker. In the wise words of Bear Grylls: improvise, adapt, overcome. I think some of the best anal sites out there could really learn a thing or two from Forest Whore.

Forest whore is just 22 years of age, so chances are that this Ukrainian cum slut has many more years of content production left inside her. She’s already done some pretty crazy stuff, though – not too convinced that there are any limits left when it comes to this slut. You can check her out on Pornhub: I imagine that the policies those guys have got are the only things stopping her from doing some next-level illegal stuff. So far, I’ve seen public throat fucking, masturbation in a trash bin, anal prolapse, anal foot fisting, cleaning public toilets with her mouth and so on. She’s popular and yeah – that’s for a reason. Sometimes, a woman is willing to go all the way in the pursuit of erotic pleasure.

What do you think, gang? Is this type of shit what makes you horny? Do you want to drink one of her ass cocktails? She seems to enjoy it, but I don’t know if I’ve got the stomach for such a concoction. Wonder how much one of those would cost in a swanky London bar – probably quite a few quid, right? Maybe one day, she ought to try and sell them. That bathwater chick made a heap of cash – wouldn’t be surprised if butt-produced alcoholic beverages made her owner a pretty penny. Side question: do you think she got wasted from the alcohol in her ass? I’ve heard that shit is the most effective way to get pissed for cheap.