Best Sex Dolls 2024: Buyer’s Guide & Deals

Sometimes, when you’re sick of women giving you a bunch of dumb bullshit, you just want to go ahead and say “fuck it, I’m buying the best sex doll out there so I don’t have to deal with this anymore!”. You’ll find in this blog post that I’m going to break down the most important things to remember when it comes to finding high end sex dolls and more importantly than that, what my top picks are in this niche and where you ought to go to get your hands on the merchandise you desire.

We’ll cover a lot in here and I just want you to know that I’ve spent dozens of hours researching this topic, consulting with people I trust and even sampling some of the goods myself to make sure they’re decent. It’s a tough world out there with people trying to scam you for anything they can, but yeah – Mr. Porn Geek is here to make sure you get your money’s worth. I mean at the end of the day, if you’re looking for the perfect sex doll, that’s what you should get, right? Sounds reasonable enough to me!

What are the best sex dolls out there right now?

I hate to say it, but it really does depend. Mr. Porn Geek doesn’t think that there’s a single right answer here, because different companies offer different things and it all comes down to your circumstances, desires and that type of thing. Having said that, there are definitely some great sex dolls for men that are generally top quality and great for first-time buyers. There are also more artisan outlets for a guy with a lot of money to spend and a desire for specific perfection.

You’ll find that as the level of customization goes up, so does the price. Some companies out there offer to 20 to 30 different types of toe shape, as well as belly button depth and a bunch of other stuff that you wouldn’t believe! So yeah: while I’m going to make some suggestions here for a lot of things, the best sex doll really comes down to what you’re hunting for. It’s like asking someone what the best movie is, right? Some old guy is going to give you a completely different answer compared to a 20 year-old chick!

What are the most realistic sex dolls?

This question had an answer 10 years ago, but all of the major companies right now and basically at the same level when it comes to realism. Many offer multiple different material types too, so if you want to splash out a little more for that skin-like texture, you can. I think the only thing I’m looking forward to in future is heated sex dolls that actually feel like a person in the heat department.

One of the biggest complaints people make – even with the high end sex dolls – is that if it’s cold in the house (or wherever you go with your doll!), you’re not going to have the greatest of times fucking your plastic pal. Sure, turning on the heating solves that issue, but if you’re in the mood to bust a nut, do you really want to sit around waiting while the room heats up? I guess Mr. Porn Geek would be fine with that, but maybe not some busy go-getters who can’t sit around all day waiting for the right temperature to fuck their most realistic sex doll.

Some closing remarks on the best sex doll for men

One thing I want to stress here is that you should do a lot of shopping around for these products before making a decision. If you’re going to invest in something like this – and yes, it is an investment – you better make sure that it matches your exact requirements. It doesn’t happen often, but if you customize a high end sex doll and it ends up not being your cup of tea, getting a refund is pretty damn hard, because it’s tailor made to your desires. This is why it pays to only deal with the good guys out there – something Mr. Porn Geek strongly pushes toward.

Every single recommendation here has come from people I know personally that have had experiences with them, mainly as third-party brokers for sex shops, but yeah: my point still stands. If you want to deal with the best sex doll producers, read my list and pick from it. If you find a place that isn’t referenced here, they’re likely cowboys and they WILL take you for a ride. So, be smart, take my advice and get yourself the perfect sex doll!

That just about does it from me: thanks for reading and let me know how your experience went with these recommended stores. I hope you get the product you want and your experience with these places is just fantastic. One more option – is building your sex doll in virtual reality on JerkDolls. Peace and love – Mr. Porn Geek has got to run!