Checking Out Competitive Porn Review Platforms

Mr. Porn Geek is the best, but there are rivals out there.

I’ve long been of the opinion that when it comes to stellar reviews, few do it better than Mr. Porn Geek. I know the industry inside out, I’m familiar with what the punters want and I get down to hard work constantly so that you know exactly where to go to get what you want. That said, there are others that come close to rivalling what I have, and in this particular blog post, I’m going to discuss them. I don’t mind giving a shout-out to those that are doing pretty damn good: especially since I want the world of porn online to be as good as possible. In some instances, you may even find that these platforms better serve exactly what it is that you’re looking for than Mr. Porn Geek does. I’ve picked two of my favorites – there are more, but these are the ones that nip at my heels on a monthly basis. Let’s get into it and see what other competitive adult review platforms I rate!

Rabbits Reviews

Rabbit Reviews has been around for a long-ass time – longer than Mr. Porn Geek, in fact. From what I can work out, this platform began way back in 2003: that’s two decades of covering the best sites out there! Rabbits has focused almost exclusively on the paysite market – that is, websites that you have to cough up money in order to look through. Plenty of the biggest names have feature-length reviews here, including the likes of Grooby Girls, Team Skeet, Elegant Angel, and Brazzers. Just like Mr. Porn Geek, they have a variety of sections to check out, so regardless of what niche you’re interested in, they’re bound to have a batch of reviews for you to read. Here’s a look at their Asian section as an example:

Analysis at RabbitsReviews is quite detailed. They’ll give you objective data, such as number of movies, picture sets, monthly costs and video formats – as well as subjective analysis of the media, member’s area and so on. Mr. Porn Geek really appreciates the fact that they call out cross-sales and don’t accept nonsense. They’ll also balance reviews out with negatives. For instance, their coverage of JAV HD mentions that you won’t find 4K videos or zipped photo sets – they’re also critical of the lack of clear update schedule and pre-checked cross sales. When you’re trying to make money in this industry, it’s easy to sing the praises and ignore the pitfalls: just like Mr. Porn Geek, Rabbits is keen to be as honest as possible. They clearly value the long-term success of their service and getting on the right side of customers. No cheap tricks here: just good, honest analysis so you can make informed decisions.

There are thousands of reviews on Rabbits: the writing style is pretty decent too. I personally think that Mr. Porn Geek is a better writer, but they’ve got a decent team too. Users can also leave comments and negative ones are allowed to stand too: they won’t censor what customers have to say, even if it lowers the probability that you’re going to sign up. They also have a money-back guarantee – if you use their affiliate code and you’re not happy, reach out to the team and they’ll do what they can to get you your money back if you have a genuine grievance.

For me, the professionalism that Rabbits brings to the adult entertainment industry is what I value most. They’re on your side and here to ensure you know as much as you can about any website before you spend your hard-earned dollars on a membership. Cracking stuff.

TheBestPorn

In a similar fashion, TheBestPorn puts honesty and integrity first – two things Mr. Porn Geek respects in the porn industry. They’ve got thousands of reviews for you to check out and plenty of niches. Even if you’re into something a little less common, TBP might have some places for you to check out. From teen, MILF, Asian, and anal through to DP, smoking, redheads, and fisting – whatever floats your boat, TheBestPorn has reviews for you to read. Not every site is a winner, but if there’s a niche you absolutely must explore – they’ll point you in the right direction. Alongside more than 4,000 paysite reviews, TBP also covers networks, PPV services, and live cam services.

My only real criticism of TheBestPorn is the design. They haven’t updated it in a very long time (perhaps a decade?) and it really shows. Despite having great data and written information, TBP stuffs it all into a very small left-aligned content area. It runs about 800 pixels wide and my guess is that back in the day, they designed it around 800×600 pixel monitors, which would have been the dominant resolution utilized.

Other than that, the site loads exceptionally quickly and you’re given a lot of good information about bonus sites, total content numbers, update frequency, and so on. Reviews are also updated on a regular basis, with some sites having a dozen or more – especially if they launched a long time ago. You can check out all of these archived reviews if you’re keen to see how various paysites have developed and evolved over the years.

Final Thoughts

Mr. Porn Geek isn’t opposed to showing you who else is doing a great job out there: in fact, I think it’s prudent for me to show you the competition. Especially since I think you’ll come back and pick me over those guys – but alas, if you don’t, that’s fine! It’s not like I have much of an issue with you checking out other sites anyway, right? I mean, that’s the entire point behind my adult review platform!

I’ve always kept a close eye on the paysite review competition out there and yeah: TBP and Rabbits are the closest to matching me. What do you think? Let me know in the comment section!

Peace.