Her Pussy is Poppin’ Bottles. Literally.

Mr. Porn Geek loves funny as fuck videos, which is why he’s bringing you this epic clip.

Look gang, I don’t know who she is, what awesome webcam site she streams on or any of that stuff – all I know is that a user sent in a funny as fuck clip to me this afternoon and I had little choice but to cover it. Believe me when I say that if you bring me some funny-ass shit, I’m going to be putting it on my blog, because I’m a dude who loves porn, video games, jerking off and most of all, laughing his ass off. So, without further ado, let’s look at this chick who knows how to pop bottles with her pussy – even if it is accidentally.

I hope that shit wasn’t an expensive vintage bottle – you spilled a heap of that stuff on the floor, princess! Now do us all a favor and lick it up like the good little slut you are.

If it was me, I would’ve picked up that bottle immediately and doused the whole alcoholic goodness over my sexy body. Gotta roll with the punch, right? The show must go on! No point being scared: you can fish the cork out of your vagina later when the fellas aren’t giving their meat swords a five knuckle shuffle.

Ya’ll ever think Lewis Hamilton has got a chick to do this after he’s won a race? For the man who’s got it all – there’s one gift that he almost certainly hasn’t had the pleasure of experiencing!

If you have more details on this chick and her bottle popping pussy, let me know…