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A few days ago, Mr. Porn Geek went over the available X-rated media relating to Emma Watson nude. I received an email this morning from a fan who asked me to do a similar type of post but this time, on none other than Miley Cyrus. We all love Miley, right? Had a great upbringing, gorgeous as hell and now has this fascination with nudity at the like. While finding naked content of Emma is tough, it’s pretty damn easy when it comes to Miley Cyrus – she puts her body out there for the whole world to see and doesn’t care who knows it. I love Miley Cyrus because when push comes to shove, we’re all pieces of meat that love rubbing our smaller bits of meat together – Miley respects that. Now then, let’s get down into the nitty gritty: if you came here looking for nude photos and XXX videos of Miley Cyrus, you’re going to be well compensated!
Back in November of 2015, Miley Cyrus worked alongside photography legend Terry Richardson (now disowned by the entertainment industry for a plethora of sexual assault allegations) for a collection of snaps destined for Candy Edition #9. Containing over 300 pages, Candy 9 devoted a decent chunk of their material to Miley Cyrus and her crazy antics. I know you all got this far and wanted to see some nudity, so I’m coming out all guns blazing – it doesn’t get much more X-rated than this. Miley’s a truly unique specimen, that’s for sure.
We all knew that Miley Cyrus was a little on the wild side, but if you thought that a BBC strapon was the worst think Miley’s ever done, think again. Let this be a lesson to you in network security and making sure that you’ve got a decent password, folks – Miley Cyrus was subject to a ‘leak’ back in August of 2017 that showcased her pissing in public not on one, but two separate occasions. Yup – it would appear that Miley has a bit of a fetish when it comes to letting her juices flow when outside: the queen of pop herself even got a friend to take some pictures of her in the act. Dirty? Of course. Illegal? Probably. Hot? You fucking bet! There are few women that I’d let cover me head to toe in their piss, but since I know Miss Cyrus would probably get off on it, I figure I’d let her have a cheeky slash all over me.
The founder of Devil’s Whorehouse Studio – none other than Todd Pendu – is the source behind this little collection of Miley nudes. The man behind the lens is all about nude photography and love to capture what he describes as spontaneous, visceral and intimate images. These 6 images are actually from the same unnamed NYC hotel, shot in June of 2015. The first, more tame photographs of Miley in the dress were released back in November of 2015, with the raunchier nudes let loose in July of 2016. This celebrity is known for pushing the boundaries, but the black and white snaps really show you that even 3 years ago, Miley was a fully-fledged lover of eroticism and nakedness. One thing’s for sure – I hope they went ahead and left the cleaner a nice fat tip when they left the room: no doubt there was glitter all over the damn place. That shit isn’t easy to clean up, people!
Miley’s done plenty of work over the years with V Magazine, but I wanted to show this picture in and of itself here on my list of favorite Miley Cyrus nudes, owing to the fact that I think it’s such a good picture. Okay, so she’s a little kooky and eccentric, but doesn’t everyone love a good strange celebrity? Especially when they’re as pretty and slim as Cyrus is! While a lot of her content verges in the realms of weird, I’m confident that most will appreciate just how attractive Miley is as a person, independent of her personality or approach to eroticism. Just look at that soft facial expression – she looks like a film star from the 1960s. A delicate face, gorgeous pair of eyes as a nice petite frame. The breasts are scrumptious to say the very least: perfect examples of what perky tits should look like and while they might not be natural, few would be able to tell you that from how they sit on her chest! Unblemished skin all the way down to her edible quads and then a pair of dainty feet that you’d love to bust your nut all over. I don’t know why, but the image reminds me of the art style adopted by Tarantino’s Grindhouse trailer. She looks dated and historical, but what’s fantastic about Miley is that she’s anything but. Man, I can’t believe this woman is 25 years of age and still in the prime of her life. No doubt we’ll have years worth of nudes from this starlet as time goes by. Maybe Mr. Porn Geek will actually have to talk to Miley Cyrus about having her very own pornographic website – think she’d be interested in putting out a weekly hardcore video for all the fans of celebrity sex tapes? Worth a punt, I’d say. Someone find me an email address for this goddess, and quickly too! Who knows, maybe she’ll put together something that rivals the epic Kim K sex tape – we can only dream.
You’ve got to love a woman with confidence, and Miley Cyrus has plenty of that. When at the Met Gala for 2018, she had this to say when asked by an interviewer if she had anything to confess:
“Mm, I’ve got my ass out!” – such a way with words, this woman. She’s right too: photographs from the event show a plunging ass-cleavage dress that only a woman like Miley would be able to pull off without various social media platforms going into meltdown mode. What Mr. Porn Geek really loved about this little little clip is that Miss Cyrus turned around and aimed her butt at the camera – too bad the idiot behind the lens didn’t think to pan down a little so we could get a good look at that rump. You had one job dude, and there’s no way you’ll end up on Reddit’s /r/PraiseTheCameraMan/.
I’ve decided to save the best until last, and that means Miley Cyrus masturbating for you folks. Yup – maybe you didn’t catch wind of this story because come on – it’s Miley! When doing a FaceTime photoshoot with someone at Interview magazine, she decided to take things to quite an extreme level by sticking her fingers into her thong. Sadly, the whole video isn’t available (yet), but I think you can see as well as Mr. Porn Geek that this would have been one hell of a great experience for the guy on the other end of the camera. He’s probably got a name that I could Google but meh, he’s not the interesting part of this image set – she is.