Retired Pornstars That Absolutely Must Cum Back

Retire? From porn? You can’t! What will the coomers do now that you’re gone?

Howdy friends, it’s Mr. Porn Geek back at it for another stellar blog post and in this entry, I’m going to look at a few of the women who’ve retired from porn that we absolutely want to see in action again. While some girls wither and get forgotten quickly, others leave a lasting impression and you basically can’t handle the fact they’re no longer producing material. So with that in mind, let’s talk about those who have seemingly departed from the fucking game and don’t seem to be returning any time soon.

Piper Perri

Piper Perri has always been a personal favorite of Mr. Porn Geek, simply because I’m a simp for a petite babe. It would appear that Piper retired roughly around November of 2018 when she Tweeted about it (I can’t link, since her Tweets are protected). Note that she has recently posted on her Instagram account in the last few weeks after 3 years of nothing, although it isn’t anything X-rated: just a few cute living life pictures. Piper does have an OnlyFans, but it’s softcore in nature and you won’t see her enjoying any BBC gangbangs any time soon. I suppose she’s not technically retired since she’s doing some OF stuff, but yeah – I think we all know that when we think Piper, we think big dick, tiny chick. Fingers crossed she comes back at some point. I’ll cast her for a Mr. Porn Geek exclusive if she’s keen!

Lisa Ann

I don’t think any list of retired pornstars would be complete with Lisa Ann somewhere there. I mean, this MILF pornstar basically brought the demand for mature adult entertainment up at least 100%. Hell, I remember when I was a teen, this was the go-to broad on any tube if you wanted to see a mom-like figure in action. She had the tits, the face and the ability to pleasure cocks like nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m so sad that Lisa didn’t do more videos because when she was in action, she was so damn good at her job. If you feel like reliving some of those memories for old time’s sake, consider seeing her doing some very erotic and submissive scenes over at Kink.com. Click on the link for my review first though: I want to make sure you can handle how rough things get over there! Anyway, on the topic of Lisa Ann’s retire: I’m pretty sure she’s never going to come back, so all we’ll have is her complete database of hardcore pornography to enjoy. We love you Lisa!

Sharon Lee

Chinese goddess Sharon Lee is one of those pornstars you’ve probably seen before but never been able to put a name to. From what I can determine, Sharon retired around the end of 2019 from hardcore smut, but seems to have established an OnlyFans – similar to Piper Perri – that you might want to check out. I’ve seen the content myself after ponying up $6 a month (a pretty good deal, right?) and while it’s almost entirely softcore, you will get to see that killer Asian body, so there’s not too much to complain about. I’m not sure that Sharon Lee will ever return to porn, but if she does, I’ll let you guys know. The lord understands my addiction to hot Asian broads and Sharon is the literal definition of that!

Lucie Wilde

It’s not often that born and bred European girls end up making a name for themselves worldwide in the adult industry, but Lucie Wilde sure as hell did. Chances are you’ve seen this chick before or, at the very least, her incredible rack. It’s alleged that these are all-natural 32F knockers and hey: I’m not going to argue for a moment that they’re not. Lucie was only active in the business for a few years and her last activity seemed to be traced back around 4 years ago to January of 2017. It’s not clear what she’s doing these days, but whoever’s sucking on those fat tits is certainly having the time of their life.

Sasha Grey

Backdoor queen Sasha Grey is probably one of the more high profile retirees from the adult industry. Last time I checked, she had a bunch of great scenes available on Ass Parade – definitely suggest checking that out if you want to enjoy some rear-entrance action. It goes without saying that Sasha’s biggest drawcard was taking fat cocks in her tight, hungry asshole. She could enjoy a pounding like the best of them and had a pretty filthy mouth to boot. Will Sasha ever come back? Probably not. She streams on Twitch these days and seems pretty happy with her life. Let’s hope she’s still taking it up the chuff in her private life for some lucky dude.

Lexi Bloom

Lexi retired quite some time ago, but I actually remember a few of her scenes from when I started working in the adult industry. I think Lexi quite some time around 2013 and yeah: no sign since. Legend has it that there were a few private clips and such that she produced after quitting the big side of the game, but none have materialized on any tubes, so they might as well not exist in the first place, right? Lexi was a hot petite cutie and I think that her threesome over on Passion HD was probably the best scene she ever did. You can read more about the website on my full review of Passion HD – it’s well worth checking out.

Ashlynn Brooke

Ashlynn Brooke’s time in the industry wasn’t that long, but sometimes that’s how legends are born. After having a child in 2010 she decided to retire and told the world that she was done with getting it on in front of the lens. What keeps a lot of people lusting over Ashlynn are those incredible tits. She had some of the most amazing boobs I’ve ever seen and from time to time, she even let dudes cover them in thick, sticky cum. She won’t come back, but you can actually follow her modern life over on YouTube if you want to know what’s going on. Thanks for your contributions to the business, Ashlynn!

Roxy Reynolds

Everyone loves a little chocolate, right? Mr. Porn Geek sure does, which is why he’s sad that Roxy Reynolds has retired. This dark-skinned, fat-ass goddess is probably one of the best broads in the ebony game and while she’s still active on Twitter, she no longer performs in the industry. Allegedly she’s flipping houses, working as an actress, directing and shipping perfumes. What’s hotter than a hot black woman with her finances under control? Follow Roxy Reynolds on Twitter and see what your favorite ebony pornstar is up to these days.

Are there any pornstars you want me to add to this list? Let me know in the comments and I’ll update the post!