Sexiest Music Videos Of All Time – My Favorites

Some music videos verge on pure pornography, let’s talk about the hottest ones to jerk off to!

I know, I know, the world is full of porn – so why would I need to go watch a music video if I want to masturbate? It’s a good question, but I think in some instances, less is more. Additionally, music can be incredibly sexy, and a lot of the time, the synergy of the sounds and the visuals are too much for folks to handle without jerking themselves silly. So, with that in mind, let’s have a look at a few of the hottest music videos over the years so if you want to jerk off on YouTube, you can do exactly that. Oh, and if you want the hottest Hollywood XXX action, look at my top rated celebrity porn websites when you get the chance.

Route 94 – My Love

This is, by far, Mr. Porn Geek’s favorite erotic music video. Sure, there are good alternatives out there, but everything about this is just HOT. Even if the video wasn’t shot with a thermal camera, it’d be great – but that added element of seeing body heat, I dunno man. It just does something to me. The song is an absolute banger too, and despite it coming up to being a decade old – it still hits the spot every single time that I see it. When they get through the door at 2 minutes and you can see the marks they’re leaving on the wall – yeah, that’s some killer stuff. I generally don’t think of myself as being an artsy wanker, but this music video really nails eroticism unlike any other that I’ve seen.

Ciara – Ride

Ciara can MOVE, and in this music video, you get a good look at how having complete control over your body, and dancing well, can be instant boner material. She has a great midsection, and the best thing is – she’s not afraid to show it in front of the camera. When you work hard to achieve a certain type of body, you want the whole world to know what you’re working with, and Ciara does exactly that. Mr. Porn Geek especially likes chocolate ladies that take great care of themselves! If you’re also a fan of darker skin tones, might I suggest you take a look at my favorite ebony porn sites? Some of these girls are sexier than Ciara – hard to believe, but it’s true!

Eric Prydz – Call On Me

I remember the first time that I watched this video on the TV when I was way younger – good lord, it was so hot. I hadn’t had much exposure to porn, so seeing the dancer working her magic in that thong leotard thing – yeah, really sent me for a spin. Quick note: I went and found an upscaled version of this track on YouTube so that you wouldn’t have to settle for average looking action. The original is also age restricted, whereas this one can be played straight from the Mr. Porn Geek website. I really am awesome when you think about it, right?

Britney Spears – Toxic

I don’t think a list of sexy music videos would be complete without mentioning Britney Spears at some point. She has a few good options, but Toxic is probably the most well known. Mr. Porn Geek has a little secret for you though: this is the full nude segment of the music video in a single take. That’s right: no other scene, just Britney looking incredible for 3 minutes straight and wearing nothing. I’d love to find a version that doesn’t have the text over the top, but I don’t think it exists. If you know where to find it – please reach out! This is such a sexy song clip and yeah, not everyone knows that it exists. Good thing your favorite porn analyst is here to help you get the goods, right?

Robin Thicke – Blurred Lines

Another sexy song with a great video to go along with it. I’ve embedded the ‘rated’ version, but I highly recommend you also look at the unrated one. You’ll see Emily’s tits a bunch of times. That’s right: YouTube does allow titties from time to time, and I don’t think even Google is evil enough to sensor this incredible rack. Imagine how fun it would have been to spend all day with Emily Ratajkowski naked. A total babe with one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen. Man, if she just stepped into the adult industry, I’d make her a star! Anyway, I’ll stop daydreaming now: back to the grindstone. Word of warning: if you watch the unrated option, you’ll probably jerk off multiple times. Just how it is!

Five of my favorite naughty music videos – I can think of dozens more, but this is a pretty good list to get you started, right? Thanks for reading and I’ll see you again soon!