When your girl’s got coronavirus but the pussy too good

Sometimes, good Asian pussy is worth risking life or death for.

As much as the communist government doesn’t want you to see this, the fact of the matter is that in some parts of China, the ham wallet is so damn good, guys are willing to risk dying in order to get it. Some folks talk about pussy being good enough to die for – this just takes it to a whole new level. Who would’ve thought that you could literally risk it all just to have a hot fuck? Crazy!

Now I’ve had my fair share of sexy Asian broads before – hell, the last 10 girls I’ve fucked have been of the rice-munching variety – but I don’t know if I’d be willing to get Coronavirus in exchange for a fat-ass nut busting. Perhaps I’m just underestimating how good the girl bangs – the doggy style scene does appear to be particularly enjoyable, though.

What is it about hitting an Asian girl from behind that makes it so damn enjoyable? I think this guy knows the feeling, although it could just be weeks and weeks of staying at home – what else is a couple going to do? You’re under quarantine and that means that you can’t do SHIT. the system is rigged, but yeah – it be how it be and it do how it do. Want to see more Coronavirus porn? Well then: do yourself a favor and check out my Asian porn tube reviews. These are the best sites around for Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and other SEA sluts.

Oh, and have I mentioned before that Mr. Porn Geek just loves exploring Asia for the purposes of finding sexy chicks to fuck? This problem was originally in China, but the bug has spread all across the world – including to Thailand. Now, I know what you’re thinking: what would Mr. Porn Geek do if he were in Bangkok right now, not allowed outside of his hotel room? The good news is that I’ve got a pretty epic treat for anyone who finds themselves in that position. Rest assured that from all the times I’ve been to Thailand, this is almost certainly the best folks to contact if you want a to-your-do erotic delivery service. After all, Bangkok is known as the hottest spot on the planet if you want to switch cash-money for snatch, right?

The place that I’m talking about is Absolute Angels Bangkok: I personally used the services offered by these dudes a while ago and yeah: it was as good as you’d imagine. One thing that you realize after spending a lot of time in South East Asia is that some countries are better than others for the provision of workers that’ll suck and fuck you like the good girls they are. Take it from me: their Bangkok escorts are next-level broads with great bodies, high skill levels and they’re not too expensive, either! Bookings go until 2 a.m. too, so if you’re feeling horny real late at night, get yourself a nice slice of local action.

Perhaps one of the most interesting things about Absolute Angels is their provision of airport shuttle services. If you want to experience the ultimate international arrival, go right ahead and get picked up like a star! You can even book multiple escorts at the same time if you’re feeling like a pimp. Let me promise you this much: Mr. Porn Geek will be making an economy flight next time and dumping the rest of his cash into a VIP shuttle service. The first thing you want when you land is access to Bangkok escorts, right? Imagine being in the back of a luxury vehicle with two girls who’re going to spend the next few hours with you. It’s a dream that every man can actually live without that much cash required. That’s part of the benefit of going to Thailand – you get to enjoy local girls at rock-bottom prices. I don’t think anyone can really complain about the state of the Universe when most folk are able to do that, right?

Anyway, I think that’s all that Mr. Porn Geek wants to talk about in this particular post. Again, be sure to ride out the Coronavirus situation right now with Absolute Angels if you do find yourself in the capital of Thailand. Tell them that Mr. Porn Geek sent you there – they’ll know who you’re talking about! When you work with a guy like me, you always remember what’s good.