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Updated On 22, December 2024
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I’ve been into wrestling since I was just a little kid watching the greats like Hulk Hogan, The Undertaker, and Macho Man Randy Savage beat the hell out of each other with folding chairs on what was then known as the WWF. My appreciation for this art form only grew over the years with WWE Raw and WWE Smackdown, but it was the addition of the Divas in the 90s that finally combined my favorite things: entertainment, violence, and sexy ass babes.
Over the years I’ve beat off to more than a few of the Divas. The Glamour Girls, Stacy Keibler, Lita, AJ, and the Bellas are just a few that have made me spill more seed than a 90-year-old man filling a bird feeder during an earthquake. And I don’t care what anyone says, I blew more than a few loads to Chyna. There’s just something about a woman who can beat me to a bloody pulp that’s really fucking hot.
There’s one diva that’s so hot I’d gladly go halves on a bastard with though and that’s Paige. I don’t know if it’s her sexy British accent, her flat tummy, or that tight, fuckable little ass, but either way she can definitely get the D!
I’m not just saying that, either. I remember when I first heard she had some sex tapes leaked I was excited but skeptical. I mean sure she’s my favorite, but how many celeb sex tapes turn out to be nothing more than a boner killing disappointment? Then I saw the solo video of her fingering her sweet little pussy while pouting and begging for some dick. And all I have to say is fuuuuuuuck that was the hottest thing I had ever seen. Every inch of her ivory body is perfect, right down to her smooth, perfect little fuck box. I swear I could like her little clit for hours just to her hear her moan and watch her squirm.
At first I thought maybe it was a fake because of course things like this are almost always too good to be true. Until she opened her mouth to announce she was having a wank in that sexy accent of hers. All I could think was goddamn, I’ve hit the fucking jackpot. And don’t even get me started on when she started going to town on herself with the sex toys.
Watching Paige nude and cumming all over a dildo is most definitely what I call a good time. Even more so because she’s cracking jokes and being goddamn amazing the entire time!
We’ve seen quite a few leaked sex tapes from Paige by now and let’s face it, they are all goddamn amazing. Watching her ride cock is probably one of my favorite things to do right there with watching hockey, drinking beer, and sneaking off to fuck my girlfriend during my lunch hour and coming back with the smell of her pussy all over my hands. Ya know what’s even better than watching Paige ride cock though? Watching her ride THREE! It’s a rare occasion when you get to see your favorite non-pornstar celebrity getting dicked down by three dudes, so when this tape came out I felt like we needed to observe the occasion with a national holiday if only so I could have an excuse to stay home and stroke my cock to this tape all day.
Watching her suck dick while taking a big, black cock from behind is nothing short of spectacular – especially because it was obvious she was enjoying every last minute of it. I think my favorite though was watching her ride Brad Maddox reverse cowgirl because I got to stare at her pussy and watch those sweet little tits jiggle as she took in every inch of his cock. The only think not to like about this clip honestly is that it wasn’t my dick she was riding because life is just so unfair sometimes, WTF.
Along with her tapes she also had a ton of nudes leaked and Jesus H. Christ is all I have to say. I literally have a file folder in my spank bank with the name “Paige” on it and that motherfucker is full at this point. Whether it’s a shot of her in a thong with those lily white butt cheeks on full display, a face shot of her…taking a face shot, or a juicy shot of that championship winning pussy, I’ve got plenty to keep myself busy when I need a little stress relief. I don’t even like looking at assholes generally (whatever, fight me bro) but somehow hers is just perfection.
You know what’s even hotter is she doesn’t have to be fully naked for the pics to be hot. The one I have bookmarked and visit at least a few times a week is the one where she’s standing in front of the mirror with her shirt pulled up, pulling one of her perfectly round tits out of a black bra with her pink, perky nipple in full view. She may be a master of the ring, but she’s also a master at making my dick hard and I’m betting I’m not the only one.
Even though she’s retired from the WWE as a performer her career is far from over. She’s now a full-on talent manager imparting her wisdom on Asuka and Kiari Sane on Smackdown and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson just made a movie about her called “Fighting My Family” which brought in millions. And only like one million of that was from me watching it over and over again because of course I need to show support for my future ex-wife. Yeah, yeah, I don’t have a shot but that won’t stop me from thinking about it every time I spank it to one of her sex tapes.