2LipsTube

What is 2LipsTube?

When I saw the name of 2LipsTube, I thought it may be a site all about blowjobs and I quite like blowjobs as I am sure most of the men do that are reading this. To say that I was excited about this site is like saying that Turmp is a little bit of cunt. However, to my disappointment, there aren’t many blowjob videos on this site at all, it is just a regular old site with loads of porn videos on it.

That doesn’t mean to say that 2LipsTube is a shit site because it doesn’t have many blowjob videos on it. Oh no, 2LipsTube is a shit site because of everything else wrong it. So, what else is wrong with 2LipsTube you may wonder? Well, we aren’t gonna find that shit out hanging around this part of this bloody site review all day are we, dear reader? So, let’s delve deep into the pussy of the problem and find out why 2LipsTube just isn’t up to par with other porn sites, shall we?

The design choices of 2LipsTube

First up, we have the bizzare design choices of 2LipsTube. Now, the actual styling of this site is fine, there isn’t much to hate, there isn’t much to like either as it is a pretty bland site, but that’s fine. A porn site doesn’t need the most sophisticated styling in the world to be a good site. However, there are a few design choices on 2LipsTube that make it feel anicent. The best example I can give of this shit is the video player. When you aren’t on full-screen on 2LipsTube, the video player plays the porn in a square not in the nice little format that most porn is shot in nowadays. This means that the porn looks all squished and shit. Now, you may be thinking that this shit doesn’t matter, and you’d be right. However, I split hairs because some cunt has to. If you want a professional looking site, this shit can’t happen. The video player needs to play the porn perfectly.

Also, the syling of the video player is really fucking old too, but I guess that shouldn’t be surprising. Clearly, this video player was created back when porn was square and so the fact that the styling of it looks as old as some of the cum stains on my sheets, shouldn’t be shocking. I hope they update this shit though because it really makes the whole site feel old and it isn’t a very nice place to hang out.

The porn on 2LipsTube

So, once you get over the annoying little style choices of 2LipsTube and you begin watching porn, you start noticing a pattern. Open up any random porn video on 2LipsTube, and you notice that it is a few mintues long. Open another, and it’s the same. And so on. All of the porn videos on 2LipsTube are about four minutes long if you are lucky! This is shocking! I usually moan about sites having videos less than 10 minutes long! For a site to have porn that is a few minutes long, this is pretty awful.

We aren’t even talking about porn that is new, either. Most porn sites try and get away with stealing new porn by editing it down a bit, but this site hardly has any new porn on it! Plus, even if the porn is new, it isn’t in HD, and you can’t choose to improve the video quality of any of the porn videos. You are just stuck watching a few minutes of an old porn scene or an old looking porn scene that is really bad quality.

What 2LipsTube needs to add

There is a shit load that 2LipsTube needs to add to make this site a viable option for jerkers in the future. Firstly, they have got to update this cunt of a video player, it looks awful, it plays porn in really low qaulity and brings the entire style of the site down to its dirty, old, grubby fucking level. The next thing 2LipsTube needs to do is to add some longer porn. I haven’t found a porn video on this site that is over 5 minutes long yet.

2LipsTube is also basic. Now, there is nothing wrong with a basic site, as long as they have the features we need to filter the porn. 2LipsTube has none of these feautes. There is no way of filtering porn at all on this site. There is a search bar to look for porn, but no way at all of filtering the stuff. This is really annoying. It isn’t like 2LipsTube lacks the ability to do this shit. Adding additional pages to a site is a piece of piss and adds a lot to the user’s experience on a site. I feel like 2LipsTube was created because someone wanted to make a site, but they didn’t think about how users would use the site as there is hardly anything enjoyable about this site at all.

The Geek’s final thoughts on 2LipsTube

2LipsTube is pretty shit. I can’t lie to you lovely lot, this site is shocking in so many ways. I could forgive all of the styling and design issues of this site if it had good porn. I may even be able to forgive 2LipsTube for their lack of filtering options if the porn on the homepage was excellent, but the thing I can’t forgive any site for is shit porn. This porn site has porn from porn scenes that are probably great, but they have cut them down so much that it is barely porn! What a shame, 2LipsTube, you’re shit!