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Mr. Porn Geek tries out 3D Toon Vids
I received an email a few days ago from a reader here at Mr. Porn Geek who told me that he was highly disappointed I hadn’t reviewed 3D Toon Vids – a site that he claims to be the best on the Internet if you want animated XXX videos of rendered characters fucking and sucking. I took a brief look at the tour and wasn’t too impressed, but I figured I’d hear him out and sign up for an account to see whether or not getting in on this particular destination is worth the effort (and money). So without further ado – let’s get down to business, break open our email account and see whether or not 3D Toon Vids is worth signing up for. Read down below for Mr. Porn Geek’s full, honest, unbiased, high IQ review!
First thoughts on 3D Toon Vids
I’m not the type of person that likes to complain from the get go when checking out a new website, but I have to put the interests of my readers ahead of anything else, which is why I’m going to let you know that 3D Toon Vids has absolutely no encryption when you visit or, indeed, when you log into the website. This means that if anyone is able to monitor your network, they’ll see your username and password every single time you sign in – not good at all. I highly recommend using TOR if you’re going to check this place out and of course, don’t use a password here that you use anywhere else. Now, with the network security stuff out of the way, let’s see what they have inside, shall we?
The homepage of the member’s area shows a list of the upcoming updates as well as the most recent releases, although they seem to be recycling content and as such, I’m not all that confident that fresh flicks are being added here any more. Conveniently, a content count is displayed at the top of the homepage – there are 36 videos here and 6,000+ images. I’m not too sure that this is enough content for my addicted cartoon porn video addict readers, but it might just be enough for your casual rendered smut consumer. 3D Toon Vids is pretty limited in terms of extra features, although strangely enough they have a ‘private messaging’ area, presumably so you can talk to other members on the website. That seems weird and out of place, but what else would you expect from a website called 3D Toon Vids?
Trying the content at 3D Toon Vids
Mr. Porn Geek can’t exactly consider himself much of a porn reviewer if he doesn’t sample wares, so I decided to click on 5 of the videos in the archive of 3D Toon Vids to determine whether or not the content here was any good. My first selection – Summer Fun – was a 5-minute long outdoor render with some gorgeous broad sporting huge knockers jerking off my cock POV-style by the pool. It eventually turned into titty fucking and then pussy pounding – sadly it had no sound, save for some minimal music I’d expect to appear in one of those ‘Four Hour Brain Wave Activity Study Music Collection’ YouTube videos that I keep getting recommended after listening to some Mozart during office hours. The clip was actually pretty decent for a render – it just needed noise.
The other videos inside 3D Toon Vids had a similar vibe and overall, it was reasonably acceptable rendered pornography. I actually felt like the images, pound for pound, represented the website a little better in terms of quality. Seems weird that stills beat out clips on a platform dubbed 3D Toon Vids, but yeah – that’s just how I’ve got it. Videos can be streamed from the website or downloaded locally. Note that there isn’t a direct download link here: just right-click on the embedded video and click ‘save as’ for your very own local copy. I actually did notice that one or two videos had sound – the most recent one of some cuck BBC fantasy had the chick saying ‘harder’ as she was getting double teamed by two hood rats and another was just moaning. Not sure where they’re getting the audio from, but it at least aligns with the rendering.
Bonus content at 3D Toon Vids
I accidentally clicked the ‘video feeds’ link while looking around 3D Toon Vids and noticed that they give you some free videos outside of their exclusive content collection. Three categories are offered: anime, ebony and teen. Not sure why you only get these three niches, but I suppose it’s better than getting nothing. I’d imagine most people will want to look at the anime section since you’re here for non-real smut, although if you’d like to look at barely legal sluts getting dicked or juicy sistas with great bodies taking hot cock, 3D Toon Vids is able to provide. There is an advanced search feature, but since the website has such a limited amount of content, I don’t think anyone would actually use this.
Final thoughts on 3D Toon Vids
This isn’t the best website Mr. Porn Geek has ever reviewed – hell, it’s not even close to being at the top of the list for this particular category. That said, you might enjoy your time inside and like the small but enjoyable library of exclusive rendered porn clips they have waiting for you. This place has a reasonable approach to cartoon smut videos although there might be better places to check out first. Bottom line: Mr. Porn Geek doesn’t give this one two thumbs up, but he’s not going to chuck it in the bargain bin just yet. Thanks for reading my review – now go visit the tour of 3D Toon Vids and consider creating an account!
- Exclusive rendered videos
- Bonus clips
- Small archive
- Not encrypted