6Mature9

What is 6Mature9 all about?

I was really excited when I saw 6Mature9 was on my list of porn reviews to write this week. I don’t know why, but I love mature porn. Mature porn is sexy as all hell to me, sort of. I ain’t a huge fan of some of the matures that have let themselves go, but matures like Janet Mason just do shit to me. Anyway, I thought 6Mature9 would be a fun site to explore. However, my cock was slightly disappointed when we arrived on 6Mature9 and found out that it was full of image galleries.

While I’m not against porn image galleries existing, I am against them in part because they are hardly porn, are they? Most image gallery sites are boring as fuck. However, is 6Mature9 one of these image gallery sites or is this a rare image gallery site that actually turns me the fuck on? Well, we ain’t gonna find that out unless we move pass this intro shit and start reviewing some porn are we dear reader? So, let’s have a look at 6Mature9 and see what the fuck is going on, shall we?

The design of 6Mature9

For fuck sake, this ain’t a good start 6Mature9. The design of this site is really shit. It is just a shit load of images on a page with a boring as fuck background. Seriously, I know that image gallery sites are all basic as fuck, but 6Mature9 really is as basic as a site can be. There is no menu system, no ads nothing at all! It is just a fuck load of images, and while that is good because nothing is getting in the way of the porn, it just looks like 6Mature9 isn’t trying.

Now, something I will say about 6Mature9 is that the speeds of the site are pretty quick. However, that may be due to a reason that I will get to in a moment. The layout of the photos also isn’t too offensive. It ain’t the Mona Lisa of porn sites, but 6Mature9 isn’t too offensive. The design, is, of course, fucking shit, but I can nearly forgive it, only nearly, though.

The images on 6Mature9

Right, here we go. Now, just like other porn image gallery sites, 6Mature9 doesn’t have many photos on the site. Instead, they just link to other sites that have the images on. This does mean that the speeds on this site make sense, but it is a shame. You see, when a site does this, they are relying on the other site not removing the images. Now, what I find with sites like 6Mature9, is that they are relying on a long chain of sites that have stolen an image from another porn site that has stolen that image from another site and so on. So, if one cunt gets caught, every site in the chain is fuck.

This means that 6Mature9 is full of broken links. Every where you turn, there is a broken link on 6Mature9. Now, 6Mature9 does have some of their own galleries (or at least ones they aren’t linking to and have properly stolen), but I would say it is about a 70-30 split. 70% of the images on 6Mature9 are just links to other websites and of that 70%, 50% of them are broken. So, around 35% of the images on 6Mature9 don’t work.

With this info, the shit load of images on 6Mature9 has just been cut down quite a lot. This is a real shame, and we are missing out on a shit load of sexy images. Some of the women on this site look hot as fuck, but the images have gone so we’ll never get to see these women again. What a shame!

The things that 6Mature9 could do better

There is a lot that 6Mature9 could do better. For starters, the design needs sorting out. I want to see a few more image gallery sites with modern designs, not this bullshit. The layout is fine, but everything else needs a redo. Also, 6Mature9 needs to rely less on other porn sites, this shit has never worked and will never work unless the site stays on top of their broken links, but we are talking thousands of broken links and ain’t no cunt got time for that shit.

That is pretty much, if 6Mature9 did everything above, it would be fucking awesome. I know that I have basically told 6Mature9 to change everything they are doing, but that’s what it’s gonna take to improve their site. What do you want me to do? Lie to 6Mature9 and say their site is great? They won’t learn if I do that, and cunts gotta learn!

The Geek’s final thoughts on 6Mature9

I really wish I was ending this porn review with a glowing score for 6Mature9, but I can’t. As I said, I love mature porn and 6Mature9 hasn’t ruined my love for mature porn at all. But cruically, 6Mature9 has made me love mature porn any more than I already do. That’s the problem. 6Mature9 is a nothing site. It doesn’t really offer anything. Sure some of the women on this porn site are sexy as all hell, and some of the links and the image galleries do work really well, but that isn’t enough. Right now, I can go on PornHub and find every mature porn ever created. Why on earth would I use 6Mature9 and look at some fancy images? Come on 6Mature9, we deserve better porn than this, and you deserve a better review than this.