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Mr. Porn Geek visits AussieTopEscorts

Hey kings – it’s Mr. Porn Geek here and today, I’m very happy to present to you a spot by the name of AussieTopEscorts. I’m hoping for your sake that you’re currently in the land down under or, soon enough planning to visit. Otherwise, you’re probably not going to get too much out of this destination, since it’s all about hooking you up with the finest local babes in the country. Will this destination swing when it comes to providing us with premiere access to the finest escorts around? I’m interested to find out, because although I’m an international man of mystery, it’s also the case that Mr. Porn Geek lives in Australia (from time to time, anyway). Now then, let’s go ahead and explore what AussieTopEscorts has to offer, shall we?

A look at the AussieTopEscorts homepage

After landing on the homepage here, you’ll be presented with what I’d describe as being a relatively dated layout and text-based rendering system – no ‘most recents’, no pictures or anything like that: just a block of text and then the ability for you to pick whichever city it is that you want to fuck around in. Note that there are 15 in total, and while that might seem to be not much for people outside of Australia, the fact of the matter is that our population is highly concentrated in just a few small cities, so this ought to cover 95%+ of everyone. Besides, if you’re looking for some escorts, the chances are pretty low that you’re in the middle of nowhere, right? While the bush is a beautiful place, it’s not exactly a destination you visit with the intention of finding a broad to fuck for a few hundred bucks an hour. Now then – let me pick a city and see what’s going on here.

The city-based approach at AussieTopEscorts

I decided it was best to opt for Cairns as my first port of call: the reason being is because I just had a little holiday there and well, let’s just say that it’s fucking awesome. After you pick a location, you’ll be taken through to an index page that displays all of the adverts for the girls in that specific region. Note that these are sorted chronologically and from the looks of things, there have been dozens of new posts for Cairns in the last 24 hours. The archive page displays a preview image, upload date, a short title/description and that’s it. You can then go ahead and click on any Aussie escort that you like the look of and enjoy what comes next without a care in the world. Scrolling down will take you through deeper archives and there’s also a pagination system if you want to get as deep as possible.

AussieTopEscorts: the adverts

The first thing I noticed here is that the adverts are very much split between private escorts and actual agencies. There are pros and cons to both approaches and I’m not going to spend any time going over them, but I think it’s fair to say that having the ability to look through both is a good option. There are premium adverts here too, which is probably how AussieTopEscorts keeps itself operating – agencies or chicks pay a small amount in order to get preferential display on the archive pages, which seems pretty fair and reasonable if you ask me. I don’t know for sure if the adverts are vetted, but I’m confident it’s not similar to Backpage or those types of places, where literally no attention is paid to what’s put into those various sections devoted to adult services. Now then: let’s talk a little more about what’s actually on offer.

The market at AussieTopEscorts

When it comes to the meat market, I think it’s fair to say that it’s heavily dominated by Asian broads. This is a common sight in Australia, since they’re willing to work for a little less and, let’s face it, they’re fucking hot in comparison to most ivory chicks. Still, there are ample amounts of both races and while it might be hard to source, there are a few ebony broads here too – what’s not to love about that? Almost all of the adverts I saw were of women, but there are a few trans chicks here too if you’re interested in having some fun with a shemale. The world is your oyster right now in Australia and yeah – I think it’s pretty fucking awesome personally. The ads often have the ability for you to contact them directly with a phone number and some have a few extra pieces of information about pricing and whatever else. It looks like you can only put one image up on the platform though – a definite downside, and something that I think AussieTopEscorts should fix as quickly as possible.

Otherwise, downsides include the inability to filter girls based on various metrics, such as age, weight, and so on. I’d also like to see a bit of a modernization of the design – it’s not a huge deal, but it’s certainly not the most visually aesthetic of destinations to check out. Just what on Earth are they doing here when it comes to the display? A little bit of an eyesore, that’s for sure.

My wrap on AussieTopEscorts

Trust me: there aren’t too many free advertising services available for escorting online, and I think the fact that this is an option is pretty fucking cool. AussieTopEscorts does have a few flaws, but it’s here to do a job and that job is done – so who’s going to cry that much? If you’re in Australia and you’re looking for an escort to spend some time with, this could very well be the best option for you. So take a look and remember: I’m always here to give you the best XXX fun with the hottest escorts around!