Barelist

MrPornGeek Checks out Barelist

When I first got on Barelist, I was confused, to be honest. Here you have a site with a wealth of knowledge on some of the top pornstar in the business and yet fuck all porn! You really have to search for the porn on Barelist, and when you find it, well, I’ll get to that shit in a bit! So far, though, Barelist isn’t shaping up to be a very good site. It is good for pornstar bios, but even those are the bland and boring pornstar bios you can find in most places, other than on here, of course!

From first glance, Barelist looks to be one of the biggest blue-balling sites in the world, but is it? Well, dear reader, we better delve deeper into Barelist and find out, hadn’t we? I will say this shit now, though, if you came on here to find a site to wank on, perhaps click on any other site review than this one.

The porn on Barelist

Right, so on the shockingly disgusting homepage of this site, you are shown today’s porn image galleries. Click on these, and you’re sent to a porn video or porn image. Before you get all turned on by this idea, the porn videos on the latest gallery on Barelist are about a minute long and the porn image galleries aren’t always complete. The porn images are pretty good on here, but they are just the promotional shots that the pornstars did to promote a porn scene. Why can’t we watch the porn scene instead? Surely that makes more cock-hardening sense?

The porn videos on Barelist are not porn videos at all, they are trailers to porn videos that porn companies put out. They are basically the thumbnail preview on most porn tube sites, and yet Barelist has decided to make these the only porn videos that they offer their visitors. I don’t get this site at all. When you are choosing from the shit looking list of porn to watch on the homepage, a disgusting little thumbnail poops up as you hover over the porn video too. Just to cement how awful this site is! The thumbnail is tiny and so you can barely make out the sex of the person in it, let alone if they are sexy.

The pornstar bios on Barelist

Right, I decided to check out some of the pornstar bios on Barelist to see whether I was missing a trick with mine, and I am pretty safe, to be honest. The pornstar bios on this site are boring as fuck. There is nothing about the bios on this site that makes me want to watch the ladies porn videos. Every pornstar on this site sounds boring as fuck in their bio. How can you make a pornstar sound boring? The worse thing is about Barelist (don’t worry, I’ll give you an example of the pornstar bios being boring in a moment, but I am ranting right now and can’t stop) is that they show the Twitter feed of the pornstar. So, you can see how funny and sexy the pornstar can be right next to the vomit that Barelist calls a bio.

So, an example of how shit the bios are on Barelist is Angela White’s bio, the Aussie sex machine with the huge tits. I am sure you have heard of Angela because she is currently ranked at 17 on PornHub, I just checked. Barelist, on the other hand, has Angela at 186, why? Of course, all this shit is personal opinion, but when the fuck did you update your pornstar bios? Angela is one of the top pornstars in the world, she deserves to be far fucking higher than this.

This is what makes me think that Barelist is full of shit. Well, that and the fact that they have shocking porn videos on the site and barely complete porn image galleries too. The porn galleries are vaguely enjoyable, but only because they are professionally shot photos that go along with a porn video. It would be much better if Barelist just showed us the porn video and not the preview to it!

The design of Barelist

Oh yeah, just to top off this load of shit, the design of Barelist is god awful too. It is just text, there are hardly any images on Barelist unless you scroll down the page to find the boring, but slightly horny porn image galleries. Porn is a visual art, how can you have a site without any images? It is just links, links as far as the eye can see! What a load of old shit! I had to throw the design of Barelist in at the end of this review because it is just as shocking as the rest of this site and I didn’t want to leave anything out of this review!

My finals views on Barelist

When you describe Angela White as having big tits, and that’s it, you know you shouldn’t be writing pornstar bios. Of course Ms White is way more than tits, although they do take up a big part of the porn videos she’s in.

Everything about Barelist is shit. This site has bios for most pornstars that have ever done porn, but they are boring and don’t paint the pornstars in a great light. Plus the design of Barelist leaves you bored of porn and the porn cements your boredom in porn! Porn should be exciting, and the fact that Barelist has made porn boring is actually more impressive than had they made the porn on this site fun! Barelist can go and dick it for all I care, this site is a fucking embarrassment!