BestJAVPorn

BestJAVPorn: my two cents

Howdy friends, enemies and everyone in between: Mr. Porn Geek is back in the lab today to bring you his rough and ready analysis of BestJAVPorn. This is a classic Japanese adult video destination that seems to offer you free HD porn straight from Tokyo’s finest. I haven’t been here before, but I’m always down to check out new places if they show some signs of entertainment bubbling under the surface. With that in mind, let’s crack on with my review and see if BestJAVPorn is something I can officially endorse.

My first thoughts on BestJAVPorn

When landing on the homepage here at BestJAVPorn, you’ll be shown a relatively typical layout that puts priority of showing you scenes you can watch. I’d estimate that around 80% of the screen real estate is populated by preview panes of various uploads, represented with a thumbnail from the video, a title, video length, HD tag (if applicable) and view counter. These are segmented by default into three main blocks: uncensored, censored and amateur. Note that the ‘amateur’ in this sense isn’t homemade: it just refers to uploads that show off girls completely new to the industry. If fresh pussy gets you hot under the collar and you want to enjoy a Japanese variation of it, BestJAVPorn is probably going to be able to assist you in that domain.

From what I can tell, videos are sorted by default based on their upload date and sadly, you cannot organize them by any other means straight from the homepage. The good news is that if you click through to any of the three main segments and bring up its default area, you’ll then have the ability to organize the scenes based on view count and length, but still not the golden ticket: rating. Scrolling down on the homepage shows you a few of the searches that have been conducted on the website but personally, I don’t find that type of thing too useful. That’s about all from the homepage: let’s poke around the header links and see what’s going on there.

Pornstars at BestJAVPorn

For a particular Japanese idol that you want to see fuck and suck? No sweat, brother! Click the ‘pornstars’ link right at the top of the website and you’ll be whisked away to an area that shows off the best broads in the business! I’m not sure exactly how these are sorted by default, but there are names here including the likes of Yumi Kazama, Kurea Hasumi, Ayumi Shinoda and Miku Abeno. What disappoints Mr. Porn Geek the most is the fact that there are no sorting or organizational tools: it’s just a big block of chicks and they’re not even shown alphabetically! If you do happen across your favorite minx, clicking on her will then show you their complete archive, although this is again organized chronologically and contains no options for sorting. One trend I’m noticing here at BestJAVPorn is a complete inability to get to grips with the smut in a standard fashion. Why do they insist on making it so damn hard to get the XXX Japan sex video action you want?

Categories at BestJAVPorn

The pornstars segment wasn’t great: what about the categories area? Well, that’s probably even worse, to be perfectly honest with you. Clicking on it revealed just 9 sub-areas, including stuff such as Korean, amateur, uncensored and Chinese subtitle material. This needs a lot of work if it’s going to be put at the top of Mr. Porn Geek’s list and believe me when I say that BestJAVPorn has a long way to go. Look, if I come to a JAV porn site that’s already hard to navigate because of poor translations, I need to know what each video has by way of niches. Am I going to see lesbians? Gangbangs? Anal? Give me the information I want, please lord! Pretty much every other tube site on the planet manages this, so why is BestJAVPorn so behind the times? They may very well have the hottest JAV action around, but if it’s a pain in the dick to access it, I’ll just take my handjob elsewhere.

Watching porn on BestJAVPorn

When you decide on a video, load it up by clicking on it. BestJAVPorn utilizes a standard embed system that will immediately show you the media you’re looking for without the need to go to a third-party destination. There are no quality options here, but you can scrub with ease using the bar provided and change the speed if you so desire. Volume control is also available, but since every tube in existence has this, I’m not going to shoot ropes just yet. You’re unable to download videos straight from BestJAVPorn: streaming is the only choice you have.

BestJAVPorn: the content

So the content at BestJAVPorn comes from third-party studies, meaning that you’ll never really get the same material or experience from video to video. One thing you’ll notice early on if you’re new to Japanese porn is that the scenes last for a fucking lifetime. We’re talking 1 to 2 hours, with some videos here going into the 3 and 4 hour marks even. They love a good story, so it might be worth finding a few English subtitle releases if you can. BestJAVPorn is exclusively focused on this genre too, so don’t expect to come here and get stuff tailored toward a Western audience. They know what those dirty Japanese wankers want and they’re not afraid to produce it!

A conclusion on BestJAVPorn

That just about does it from me. Thanks so much for reading my review and I hope that this assists you on your quest for Japanese porn perfection. If I’m being 100% honest, this isn’t even close to being my favorite spot around for Asian porn videos. Plenty of better options exist and I’d recommend them over this spot. It’s okay, but that’s about it: I can’t sing the praises of BestJAVPorn until they actually go ahead and make their website functional, useful and at least somewhat competitive. Anyway, I’ll stop talking shop now: go jerk off to the JAV action here you horny little bastard! Peace.