Big Booty Tube

MrPornGeek looks at butts on Big Booty Tube

Big Booty Tube is a fun site. When I first arrived on thissite and saw that it was just renaming the categories that are typically on a porn site and putting “booty” at the beginning of them: “booty in glasses”, “booty and feet” and so on. I was a little disheartened. I thought that there was no way this site could be any good at all. However, having spent a bit of time on this site now, I can say that it isn’t too bad. There are a few things about this site that I don’t like (I’ll get to those in a bit), but Big Booty Tube is fun.

One thing to keep in mind about Big Booty Tube throughout this review is that it is a site that doesn’t host any of its porn. Instead, it links to all of its porn on other sites. This means that even the most recent porn on this site can be broken. If a porn link is broken on this site, it sends you to a very similar-looking site. So, keep that shit in mind when using Big Booty Tube. It isn’t a massive issue on this site, but it does come up a bit more frequently than I’d like.

Thumbnails on Big Booty Tube are hit and miss

As this site links to the porn videos it is offering you, the thumbnails are really important. The way this site is laid out also means that there’s no room for a title for the porn video. Many porn sites fix this by having the title appear when you hover over the porn video, this one doesn’t. There also isn’t a thumbnail preview (the little clip of the porn that most sites offer when you hover over the porn video). So, you are relying on one photo to chose your porn.

This is, of course, a bit shit. However, this thumbnail stuff extends to the homepage of this site too. On the home page of this site, you have to choose the category that you fancy exploring. All you get is the word “booty” and then the word that actually has something to do with the porn category you are selecting. But these thumbnails are wildly hit and miss too. You are relying on these porn category thumbnails to tell you what the porn is all about. I’ll give three category thumbnails here that offer no help in discerning what the category is about. Booty spanking: the thumbnail is two people kissing. Redhead booty: a photo of a very lovely booty. Booty fingering: a photo of a woman in a towel and Danny D doing his typical shocked face.

The porn on Big Booty Tube

So, the thumbnails on this site really don’t help you much at all. So, picking a porn video on this site is very much luck of the draw. You have just gotta choose a porn video with the info you have and hope it is good. I am not a massive fan of this shit, as you might guess. Porn needs to do stuff to you. You know, porn needs to get you excited. Without knowing what a porn category is from a glance and with no offer of help on the porn videos, what are the chances that you’ll get a porn video you’d happily fap to?

45%. At least for me. 45% of the time Big Booty Tube provides me with a porn video that I am happy to dirty my desk for. The thumbnails aren’t the only reason for this. I mentioned broken links earlier in this porn review. There are quite a few broken links on this site. Even at the top of a porn category, the place where the porn should be new, you can expect to stumble across a broken link or two. So just be aware that even if you find a porn scene that you know and love, the chances of being able to watch it are slim.

The broken links and thumbnails on Big Booty Tube and how they could fix them!

The broken links on Big Booty Tube are an easy fix. This site would just have to find all of the broken links and replace the link with a working one for the porn video. However, that is a full-time job for any fucker that wants it. That shit would take time, even if the users of this site were helping by sending the links over. So, really the broken link situation would only be solved, easily anyway, by just removing the porn video from the site. However, since these porn videos will be constantly taken down by the other sites that Big Booty Tube is using to host their porn, this is a never-ending job too.

The thumbnails are trickier. The lack of thumbnail previews on this site is an issue. But what can ya do to solve it? The reason that Big Booty Tube is so damn quick is that they have no porn on their site. So how can this site offer a preview thumbnail without the porn to do so? They can’t!

MrPornGeek’s final thoughts on Big Booty Tube

BigBootyTube is not the worst example of a site like this I have seen. About 75% of the porn on this site works. The number goes down to 45% when I considered what I would enjoy. So, Big Booty Tube is actually one of the better sites that are laid out in this way. Sure, that doesn’t mean that Big Booty Tube is a great porn site, but perhaps it’s the best of a bad bunch of porn sites.