BlackMonsterTerror

What is BlackMonsterTerror?

BlackMonsterTerror is a load of shit! Why won’t these porn sites learn that they can’t just offer a shittly designed site with some shit porn on it and expect us to love them for it? I am sick of these cunting sites, and so I am about tear this cunt a new pussy hole. There will be no fancy funny phrases in this review. Just a good, old fashioned verbal beat down of Black Monster Terror because they deserve it. Oh yeah, BlackMonsterTerror is all about interracial porn, if you couldn’t guess from the name of the site.

The design of BlackMonsterTerror

BlackMonsterTerror is a scrolling list of shit thumbnails that are huge. I have no idea why these cunts decided that this was the best layout for this site, but it’s one that I have seen all over the porn industry and one that is certainly here to stay. I hate the design of porn sites like these, but that is just the tip of the iceberg for this load of old shit. You see, Black Monster Terror doesn’t actually have any porn on it too. Once again, my old enemy Xvideos rears its ugly head again. Every video on BlackMonsterTerror links to a shit video on Xvideo which makes me think that this site owns BlackMonsterTerror and they are just using this shit site to draw attention to their poxy piece of fucking shit porn site.

The porn on BlackMonsterTerror

Right, the first video on Black Monster Terror is 22 seconds long, the second one is a minute and 50 seconds longs and so on. The porn on this site is barely worth the time it takes to click on it, and the time it takes for Xvideo to load it. As Xvideo is shit, some of the porn videos on this site are actually only a few seconds longer than the time it takes to load them. Honestly, this whole site is really terrible, but the porn is the worst thing about it. It is just porn from the early 2000s that wasn’t even that good back then! What a waste of a porn site.

The Geek’s final thoughts on BlackMonsterTerror

BlackMonsterTerror does a disservice to the porn industry. This site is making the entire porn industry look fucking bad. Whether Xvideos owns Black Monster Terror or not, they shouldn’t be proud of their association with this site, they should be ashamed. BlackMonsterTerror is a terrible site with a shit design and some of the worst porn on it in the history of porn. There is some amazing interracial porn around on the web, and these cunts decided to ignore all of it and upload the crappiest load of wank to Black Monster Terror ever. What a embarrassment!