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BootyExpo

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MrPornGeek checks out BootyExpo

BootyExpo is a site about the pussy! Na, it isn’t! BootyExpo is all about the big fat ass! There are an exceptional amount of ladies with some fucking huge asses on this porn site. There’s every PAWG you’ve ever heard of and many that you haven’t and a shit load of sexy ebonies and Latinas too. BootyExpo is a one-stop-shop for everything ass related. If you are interested in the ass, whether sticking your cock in it or admiring it twerking, you’ll find all the asses you need on BootyExpo.

Now, BootyExpo has all the ass anyone could ever want, but that doesn’t mean it is a good site. There’s a shit load of porn on Booty Expo, don’t get me wrong, but all the porn in the world can’t make a shit site good enough sometimes. So, does BootyExpo have what it takes to be one our top-rated porn sites or will it sink to the bottom of the ocean like the Titanic asses featured on the site would if they were hit by an iceberg? Let’s find out.

The design of BootyExpo

The design of BootyExpo isn’t very enjoyable. It is a very basic site which I normally like, but there is something about BootyExpo that makes it not a very nice place to spend some time viewing porn. I can’t quite put my finger on the ass of the reason why this is, but something isn’t right about the design of BootyExpo.

The design is very modern on this site, and the layout of the porn videos is very typical of most sites. However, the layout, just like the design, lacks something. It lacks the professionalism of some other sites, and this harms the site slightly.

Also, the speeds on BootyExpo aren’t great either. It can take about five seconds for a video to load on this site. While this isn’t the worst we’ve seen, it isn’t the best either. Plus, there are ads everywhere trying to poke their head through our AdBlocker into the ass of the pornstar we want to watch. A lot of the porn on BootyExpo is hosted by the site, so this may be the reason that the speeds are slow, but other porn sites manage to pull this off perfectly so BootyExpo should be no different.

The porn on BootyExpo

The porn on BootyExpo is a good mix of full scenes, full-length movies and teaser scenes. The shortest porn video I have seen on the site so far is 49 seconds, and the longest is an hour. Most of the porn on BootyExpo is about 20 minutes long, so that is a very respectable length of porn, in our opinion.

So, the length of the porn on this site is great, but the quality of it isn’t that good at all. Most of the porn on this site is standard quality, possibly because it was shot in SD because a lot of it seems to be amateur porn. Or least a little more amateur than some of the more professional offerings of porn that we are used to. There is a handful of HD porn on BootyExpo, but the speeds of this site can make this porn really slow to load.

However, it isn’t the quality of the porn that lets this site down the most. It is the quality of the thumbnails. The thumbnails on this site are so low quality they are clearly snapshots from the video. While there’s usually nothing wrong with this, as the porn videos on this site are such low quality, the thumbnails are even worse. Also, a lot of the thumbnails are just random parts of the scene which offer no hints to what is happening in the porn scene.

Additional features for BootyExpo to consider

BootyExpo needs to consider changing servers and getting some power behind this site. If they do this, they can add porn that is better quality, provide better thumbnails and even offer previews of the scenes too. They really need to get more power behind this site. The loading speeds of the porn on this site aren’t terrible, but the fact that we can only view the porn in standard definition is bad!

The design of BootyExpo needs to be updated too. There is a modern feel to Booty Expo, but it is lacking something as well. Ideally, this site should come up with a clean and fresh website design that is focused on providing high-quality porn to its viewers. It seems odd that I have to advise a porn site to do that, but clearly, BootyExpo missed the memo about this!

BootyExpo has a great range of categories and a pornstar directory, it is very close to having everything that it needs to be a fantastic site, it is just missing HD porn which is a huge deal, it’s 2019, not 1919, we want HD porn!

The Geeks final thoughts on BootyExpo

BootyExpo is a fairly good site. I think if you love fat asses enough most of the stuff I have complained about in this porn review won’t bother you at all. There is a crapload of sexy phat ass girls on this site that get nice and dirty. However, the design of this site, layout, speeds and definition of the porn really needs some work. All of this stuff is easily fixed, if BootyExpo invested some time, they might be able to fix the porn quality and stuff without spending too much money. However, I can’t get on board with this site when I’m watching a porn scene that I know is in HD elsewhere and it is in SD here.

It’s a real shame about BootyExpo, I really wanted to enjoy this site and I did enjoy some of the porn. I hope BootyExpo gets everything sorted as I wanna see these booties bounce in HD!

Review Pros
  • Big selection
  • Big asses
  • Full-length scenes
Review Cons
  • Bad design
  • Bad thumbnails