Boyztube

BoyzTube, putting the boyz in the tube

BoyzTube is, unsurprisingly, a gay porn website. Here you can find a fuck load of gay porn from around the world. BoyzTube has loads of full-length porn scenes which is lovely to see. However, BoyzTube does need to improve some of their porn offerings, I’ll explain more later. But, from first glance, this gay porn site is pretty damn good. It is an enjoyable place to find some porn and have a merry old time.

However, can BoyzTube continue making me happy? Well, fuck knows! I know a good way of finding out though! Grab your saw and let’s head into the gents toilet, cut a gloryhole and peer through it into the murky stall next to ours that is BoyzTube and find out what the fuck is going on on this site, shall we? That was a long way of saying let’s review this fucker and see if this gay site is any good!

The porn on BoyzTube

The porn on this gay site isn’t too bad, but there are some improvements to the porn that I would like to see. Firstly, there’s a shit load of porn on this gay site which is awesome. Having a lovely selection of porn is a great way to keep wankers coming back. Plus, a lot of the porn on BoyzTube is full-length scenes too. This is also great, so many porn sites just have shitty little trailers of scenes that are edited to within a cock of their life, so the fact that BoyzTube has some full-length scenes is a real plus!

However, the score for BoyzTube is dropping slowly right now. I have explored this gay site a fair bit now and I can’t find any HD porn at all! Now, as a straight guy, I don’t know what gay porn is being made right now, but I am pretty confident that there is some gay porn that is HD being produced in the world somewhere. So, why isn’t this porn on BoyzTube? Your guess is as good as mine! All of the porn on this gay site just looks old. Not old as in vintage porn, but old enough that the porn wasn’t filmed in HD. You just tell from the outfits in the porn and the way they are shot that the porn is old, and I don’t understand why!

The poor design of BoyzTube

The design of BoyzTube very much feels the same as the porn, old and crunchy. When you get on BoyzTube, a video begins to play. This is a randomly selected porn video that just starts playing the moment the page loads. I have reloaded the homepage of this gay site a few times during my visit, and the porn video has changed each time. While I don’t mind a featured porn video, I do mind a porn video that begins playing the moment you get on the site. Thankfully, the porn video doesn’t play with sound because that would be a fucking shock to the system, but why the fuck is this needed?

The design of this website feels like it was created in the Myspace era. Probably because of the porn video that plays when you first load the homepage, but the rest of the design is also just a little too crunchy to feel modern in any way. I think that BoyzTube was created some time ago and this is the reason that it has standard definition porn and a shoddy design. Damn, this gay site is not shaping up too well!

Where’s the HD porn BoyzTube?

I was intrigued to find out whether there was HD gay porn being made right now. So, I went on the hunt for some gay porn. As I said, I am straight, so my gay porn knowledge isn’t the best. But it didn’t take me long to find some HD gay porn. In fact, it took less than 10 seconds. For the gay guys reading this, you’ll know exactly where I went. In fact, all the straight guys reading this will know exactly where the fuck I went to. I went to where all of us cunts go when we need to jerk the gerk, PornHub, of course!

So, where the fuck is the HD porn BoyzTube? I think I have an answer! I think that BoyzTube hasn’t updated its website design or added HD porn to the site because the servers can’t take it. BoyzTube loads really quickly and the video playback is really good! However, with a more modern design and some HD porn on the site, BoyzTube might slow right the fuck down! It is a real shame that BoyzTube can’t invest a bit in power for the site because if they added HD porn, this gay porn site would be very good!

The Geek’s final thoughts on BoyzTube

BoyzTube is a bit of a disappointment, to be honest. There is a lot of potential for this gay site, but without a nicer design and some HD porn, BoyzTube will never make it into the big time. The trouble is, even I found HD gay porn quickly, so you know all the gay guys in the world have a healthy collection of good quality porn too. So, what is the use of BoyzTube continuing with this model for their gay site? If everyone knows where the HD porn is hidden, why fucking bother?

If BoyzTube were to make the design of this site a little more modern and less crunchy and boost the power behind the website so they could start introducing some HD gay porn to it, BoyzTube would be great! Honestly, I think if BoyzTube did this, the site could rival PornHub’s gay section! But until then, BoyzTube will just be gathering dust on our porn sites that are too old shelf.