Brians Page

What is Brians Page?

Brians Page is a fucking odd little site that is best left to its own little corner of the web in hopes that it isn’t found by too many people so that we can all avoid the downward look mainstream society would give us porn nerds. Brians Page is all about bondage in mainstream TV, movies, magazines and more. Sounds pretty harmless and most of this porn site is pretty harmless, just a bunch of people pointing other people in the right direction for some bondage in films and stuff. However, there is always an undertone of depravity when it comes to bondage, and if you search long enough on BriansPage, you’ll find it! Let’s get this review underway, and unfortunately, it has to start on a sour note.

The shocking design of Brians Page

Brians Page looks like it was designed in paint when VCR’s were still the best way of watching your rented movie with a bag of popcorn hiding your inevitable boner over the slight bondage scene in the movie that you rented. This likely because Brians Page was designed in paint when VCRs were a valid way of watching your rented movie! Brians Page is as dated as of the whole concept for this porn forum site.

The community on Brians Page

The community on Brians Page seem like nice folk. They are helping each other find bondage scenes from mainstream movies and TV shows, which is nice. One of the bondage scenes I found on Brians Page was one from the new Batwoman pilot starring Ruby Rose, who briefly has her hands cuffed behind her back. Right, the community on Brians Page does know that shit like Games of Thrones exists, right? People get naked and shit in that show, and I am sure there is some gnarly sex depicted in that show! This is the golden age of nudity and sexy shit in TV and movies so why are people still talking about Ruby Rose briefly getting her hands cuffed behind her back when she has probably done gnarlier shit in most of the other movies she’s been in? Odd!

The Geek’s final thoughts on Brians Page

I don’t wanna kink-shame anyone here, but Brians Page just seems to be a porn site living in the past. When porn wasn’t as easy to get hold of, I could see why Brians Page would have been a fun little site, but now, not so much! There are tons of sexual references and nudity in mainstream TV and movies now, so why focus on scenes where barely anything happens? Surely that can’t get your little pee-pee twitching, can it? I dunno, perhaps I am way to immune to this sort of shit now, after all, I review porn sites for a fucking living, but Brians Page was a massive hit and a miss for me!