BunnyTeens

What is BunnyTeens?

BunnyTeens is a site with daily uploads from all your favourite teen pornstars and some random MILFs too because they don’t seem to care that their site is called BUNNY TEENS! Is the name of this site and the fact they don’t stick to the rules they have put in place, the most offensive thing about this site? Oh no, dear reader, not by a long shot! Let’s review this thing and find out more, shall we?

The styling and design of BunnyTeens

I like where the styling was going with BunnyTeens if they got someone other than a toddler to draw all of the nice little bunnies and shit like that, the styling would be really cool. Also, if they had got some cunt with normal eyesight to do the layout of the porn videos that would also be great. The thumbnails are so small on this site that I can barely make out any cunt in these porn videos! It is fucking annoying as fuck to try and find a video to wank over on this porn site.

The porn on BunnyTeens

Right, like a shit load of porn sites, BunnyTeens doesn’t have any porn on the site. This is a site that links to other porn sites and shows you the porn on there instead. This keeps the speeds fast on BunnyTeens and annoys the shit out of me, so it has lots of uses. The reason this shit annoys me is that they are relying on these sites keeping the porn. So far, I have tried 20 videos on BunnyTeens, and 3 have worked! All of those three were under a minute long too. Yep, BunnyTeens is linking to trailers for porn. Not porn videos, the trailers of porn. What a waste of my time!

The Geek’s final thoughts on BunnyTeens

I would like to sincerely apologise on behalf of these cunts for making you sit through this abortion of a porn site. BunnyTeens could just be the biggest load of wank I have ever cum across (pun). The most annoying thing about this cunt is that these cunts are uploading every day. So, the videos I tested were from today. Already BunnyTeens has broken links on it in less than 24 hours. I can’t imagine what the videos from yesterday are like now, Jesus christ.

There is nothing to save this site form a bad score. Sure the styling is all cute and shit, but it looks like a kid with a brain injury drew it. The thumbnails are so fucking small that you can’t see any cunt in any of the scenes and when you finally find a video that works, it is a minute long! Fuck you BunnyTeens!