CanalPorno

What is CanalPorno?

Firstly, CanalPorno is a weird name for a porn site that contains no fucking porn set in a canal at all. While I am slightly disappointed that CanalPorno hasn’t created a new genre of porn and taken porn to the canal systems around Europe, I have to say that this site isn’t too bad. I would go as bloody far as to say that this site is pretty enjoyable. However, I haven’t been on this site for very long yet and so all that can change as we start exploring this site, dear reader.

So far, though, CanalPorno has done a good job. So, let’s delve deeper into the pussy of this site and see what our cock has stuck on the end of it when we come up for air shall we dear reader. If that just made you throw up, welcome to best porn review site in the world, it is great to have new sexy cunts to make throw up.

The design of CanalPorno

Right, here is where CanalPorno falls down a little bit, the styling of this site is rather crunchy. It just feels like loads of these smaller porn tube sites. It feels like CanalPorno got really close to a lovely design on their site but ran out of money and stopped. The sitehas some nice features and works really well, but the styling of it just isn’t finished. It doesn’t look right, which is a damn shame.

However, I will say the other features of this site do work pretty well. Firstly, the porn pages load really quickly, you can watch a 30-minute porn scene in a matter of seconds. This is nice and impressive. To be perfectly honest with you lovely bunch of coconutty cunts, I don’t particularly give a shit that the design of this site is shit because of the next section of this review.

The great porn on CanalPorno

CanalPorno is full of great porn. You can find shit loads of full-length porn scenes on this site. Even though a lot of the porn scenes are from a few years ago, I don’t really care, to be honest. The porn on this site is really good. There are full-length scenes from your favourite pornstars and plenty of random full-length scenes from unknowns (unknown to me, anyway) too. This is awesome. Since I have been on CanalPorno, I have barely noticed the crunchy styling. This site works flawlessly where it matters. It loads the porn quickly, and that is all that matters, really.

CanalPorno does also have a lot of shorter porn scenes too. These are the typical porn scenes that every porn tube site has and that’s cool. However, I would say that most of you lovely cunts should come on here and check out the full-length porn that you can’t find many other places. I cannot fault CanalPorno at all when it comes to their porn. The porn on this site has impressed me from the get-go. Nicely done CanalPorno!

One thing for CanalPorno to consider

Now I have to start talking shit about CanalPorno again, but only for a second, chill the fuck out, CanalPorno will still get a nice score in this review, but I am hoping that CanalPorno reads this and actually does something about this shit. I would love it if CanalPorno did something about their styling. Just spruce the styling up on this site, and the viewers of your porn would increase. Although you barely notice the styling of this site when you are watching the porn, it doesn’t feel like a nice place to be right now. I think that may be putting some people off of watching porn on this site. There are hardly any ads on CanalPorno, but there are a shit load of porn sites that look exactly like this that do have ads. I think people may be put off by this shit. The fact that they have been bitten by sites like this before, CanalPorno has got to change up their style a bit to ensure that these people are not associating CanalPorno with other shittier sites.

Something else for CanalPorno to consider too is to bear in mind that they are going up against porn sites like PornHub with this idea and this layout. This means that are going up against the porn giant! That can mean that many people get to CanalPorno, realise that the porn is not as new as the porn on the porn giant and just head over there. I have no bloody clue what to tell CanalPorno to do about this shit, but perhaps focusing on an area of porn may help. I dunno, maybe invent canal porn after all!

The Geek’s final thoughts on CanalPorno

I have really enjoyed my time on CanalPorno. Had my girlfriend not been in the room during my research of this site, I certainly would have enjoyed myself more, wink, wink, wanking and that. So yeah, go and check out CanalPorno. You won’t find the latest and greatest porn on there, but you’ll find a full-length porn scene on here that will make you cum in your trousers before you pull your cock out!

Yeah, I really fucking enjoyed CanalPorno, and I think you lovely cunts will too. It is a nice site, if you can see past the crunchy design, you’ll love it. But who knows, CanalPorno may listen to my advice and tart up the design a bit. They really don’t need to do too much shit to this porn site at all. It has a great backend (pun) it just needs a bit of make-up.