Chuporno

MrPornGeek checks out Chuporno

Chuporno is a porn tube site with loads of great looking porn on it. To be honest, I didn’t expect much when I first got on this site, but so far, it has impressed me in many ways. It has disappointed me in a few ways too, but that is the nature of porn sites. Most sites work well in some ways and are complete pieces of dick-cheese in others. However, Chuporno is useable, so I certainly go as far as to say this site is completely dick-cheese, but there are certainly areas that Chuporno could improve upon. I am going to discuss these areas of improvement in a bit, first though, let’s delve deeper into this site and chat about the design, shall we?

The design of Chuporno

Right, the design of Chuporno is alright. I mean, you can see a screenshot of this site, it ain’t the nicest porn site design you have ever seen, is it? It is pretty mediocre, but it works, and I guess that’s the important thing. The styling of this site is very similar to most porn tube sites. It is kind of modern, a bit too dark for my tastes, but the porn is laid out okay. I would prefer the porn to be laid out with a bit more separation between the porn videos though. A lot of porn tube sites fall into this trap. They provide loads of porn videos in a small space, likely to show that they have shit loads of porn videos. While it is great that Chuporno does have a lot of porn, this type of layout can make it difficult to focus on one porn video.

This is particularly true with Chuporno because they have some amazing thumbnails on this site. So, you are left scanning the porn thumbnails trying to find a porn video to watch, but they all look fucking amazing. If the thumbnails were a bit more spread out, it would mean that each porn video would feel a bit more special. Chuporno certainly isn’t as bad as many porn sites when it comes to their layout, but I did notice that it was difficult to choose a porn video to watch because of the saturation on the page.

The backend issues of Chuporno

Okay, so a big downside to Chuporno is a few choices they made when making this site. Firstly, I have to say that the porn works great on this site, the site hasn’t slowed down at all. However, there are a few choices that Chuporno that, once again, make it difficult to choose the porn videos you want to watch. You cannot open more than one porn video on this site easily. This means that instead of opening loads of porn videos in different tabs, you are restricted to one porn video on your homepage visit.

It wouldn’t be such a god damn issue if Chuporno offered previews of the porn videos on the homepage, but they don’t. Most sites offer a preview when you hover over a porn video, you know that, but Chuporno doesn’t. So, this means that you have to select a porn video based on the thumbnail alone (unless you can speak whatever language Chuporno is in). So, once again, this restricts the porn, and that shouldn’t happen on a porn site. You should be able to choose whatever porn video you want to watch freely, and I don’t feel like I can on Chuporno. The design of this site doesn’t make it easy to focus on a single porn video. You cannot open more than one porn video easily, and you can’t preview them. So, while Chuporno does have some excellent porn on it, it is really annoying to choose the porn!

The porn on Chuporno

Right, as I just said, Chuporno does have some fantastic porn on it. The homepage is full of HD porn (Chuporno, you don’t need to tell us that the porn is HD by the way, the thumbnail gives it away). There are a handful of full-length porn scenes on this site. However, most of the porn on this site is about 12-14 minutes long. Having watched a lot of the porn scenes on Chuporno, I don’t actually think that tie limit is a massive issue. The porn quality on this site is great, and so you’ll have no trouble playing with your pickle on this site.

There is another huge problem in the backend of Chuporno that I didn’t mention above because it directly affects the porn videos and I forgot about it until now. When you try and pause a porn video on Chuporno, it takes you to the site that is hosting the porn video. In a lot of cases, this site is Xvideos, which, of course, is a porn tube site that doesn’t have the restrictions that Chuporno has. Had I actually been using Chuporno to force the dust out of the end of my cock that I call cum nowadays, I would have just stayed on Xvideos the first time this happened.

The Geek’s final thoughts on Chuporno

Chuporno is an odd one. Firstly, the quality of the porn on this site is some of the best I have seen in a long fucking time. However, there are a few frustrating things about this site that really make me not want to use it. All of the shit I discussed above is really annoying. However, the most damning thing for Chuporno is that it just links to the source of the porn when you try and pause the porn video. So, what is stopping me going to the homepage of Xvideos right now and enjoying a porn tube without all these minor errors and restrictions?