CindyMovies

Cindy Movies is a collection of low-quality sample porn videos. Most of the videos on the site are under 10 minutes long, and some even miss out the cumshot! Missing out the cumshot! What the fuck? Are we still living in caves? No, give us our cumshot, Cindy! I don’t know who Cindy is, but she is a big fucking tease. She shows you some great porn and leaves your balls blue without a proper finish to an otherwise damn good story.

CindyMovies is nothing special. It is like PornHub if it just gave up in the 90s and never invested any money or time into their fantastic site. Cindy clearly doesn’t care too much about her site, which is a great shame! I don’t like seeing neglected porn, porn is for life, not just for Christmas! Or is that dogs? I mean some of the women on CindyMovies do look a bit like dogs, so I think it still works.

The layout and design of CindyMovies

The design of Cindy’s website is shocking. She hasn’t put much time into this site; perhaps she has been too busy doing whatever drugs she was doing when she decided to make CindyMovies. The design is just a yellow background with some huge thumbnails that lead to another site where you can watch porn.

So, as you may expect, we think the layout is shit too. There is nothing to it; it is just a basic bitch website (hmm, perhaps Cindy is one of these basic bitches we’ve heard so much about) there is nothing on this site. There isn’t even a menu. There are a few links at the top of the page to take you elsewhere (click these and end your misery) and then the videos, that’s it. Don’t get me wrong, I like site having easy to find porn, but this layout and design is just shit!

I have found a plus for CindyMovies. The site doesn’t take long to load. That is likely because there are no porn videos on it, they are just telling you about the porn, you must watch it on another site. Also, all the links I have tried have worked too, so someone is updating CindyMovies, perhaps Cindy isn’t as much of a basic bitch as I first thought!

The links at the top of the page on CindyMovies

I can’t stand links to other sites being the first thing you see on porn sites. It is basically saying that this site is shit and you should check these ones out instead. While I do agree that this site is indeed shit, there is no need to advertise your competition at the top of the page. It is the first thing that a man with a hard cock will see when they get to your page Cindy, have some more self-respect!

Cindy’s tagline is also confusing: “daily free hardcore movies”. Unless Cindy has been living under a rock since the seventies, she should know that none of her porn videos are hardcore, at least none that I’ve seen. Most are just your typical step-sibling shit! Why on earth is that your tagline Cindy, you must think kissing before going to sleep is a little raunchy!

Additional features for CindyMovies to consider

Start again, completely from scratch. In fact, don’t even bother starting again. Delete this site like you were about to start over again and then just before you, stop, and don’t. Then, Cindy, have a long hard look at yourself and the shrivelled cocks you have caused over the years and go a get a real job! Perhaps come and work for us, you’ll fucking love it, we get to watch actual porn all day, not the shit on your site!

Honestly, the entire site needs a going over. The layout and design need to be completely redone. Firstly, make the thumbnails smaller so that more than two can fit next to each other on the page. Then, bring the design into this century. Perhaps make it look nice and modern and less crunchy and shit!

Then add a menu. Nothing special, but how about some categories and a porn star directory. The menu is also a great place to put your ads for other porn sites too, rather than in the user’s eye line the moment they get on the site. You could also add a sexy about me page. Tell us about Cindy, what size cocks does she like, how tight is her pussy, how big are her tits? Perhaps use Cindy as the logo, a sexy cartoon milf!

If you do all of that Cindy, you have a chance at pulling CindyMovies out of the gutter and into the mainstream! Oh yeah, you also need a shit load more porn and some full-length stuff, cos right now the most embarrassing part of CindyMovies is the lack of good porn!

The Geek’s final thoughts on CindyMovies

CindyMovies just isn’t really a porn site. It reminds me of a fan page that someone created and forgot about. The porn is low quality, and hardly any of it is longer than 10 minutes. The design and layout are shocking too! Honestly, CindyMovies is a real boner killer. Sorry, Cindy, I’m sure you’re a lovely person, but you can’t make a good porn site.

However, if you add some great porn to your site, make the design and layout really modern and perhaps create sexy cartoon Cindy to use as a logo, you could be on to something. Think of that, a sexy cartoon you that the men will use to get hard before they watch some porn, wouldn’t that be fun, Cindy. Right now, CindyMovies.com is nothing special, in fact, it is special is the bad way, the licking the window kind of way, but there is loads of room for potential and growth. You’ve got this Cindy, you big boobed cartoon mother fucker!`