Cooch

Checking out the porn on Cooch

Cooch is a porn site that links to other sites for their porn. Typically a porn site will do this to avoid getting in trouble with porn companies and because it keeps their site fast. Now, I usually fucking hate these  sites as they are full of broken porn links as far as the eye can see. So, can Cooch break this trend and become the only site of this nature that I enjoy. Can Cooch become the first of these sites that is actually useable? Can Cooch stop me from asking myself questions? Well, I don’t know a better way of finding all that shit out than reviewing this site. So, dear reader, let’s get the hell on with this shit, shall we?

The nice design of Cooch

I am impressed by the design of this site. Most sites that link to other sites have a really shitty design that doesn’t feel or look nice at all. Most of the time, when I review sites like these, I get distracted by the other site that they link to because they are always better than the pile of shit I have just come from. However, during my research for this porn review, I found myself returning to Cooch over and over again. This is great, it shows that Cooch has a nice design that is responsive and nice to use.

The colour choices for this site are pretty damn basic, but I don’t mind that. A site can have a basic style and yet still look nice and modern and keep you engaged. The categories are nicely spread out and have nice thumbnails (for the most part), and the site is really bloody quick too. I can’t really fault the design of Cooch at all. I will say that some of the porn categories have shitty thumbnails and there also isn’t a pornstar directory. It would be nice if Cooch added a pornstar page as there are loads of pornstars on this site! However, most sites like this one don’t have a pornstar page, so why change it if it works?

The porn on Cooch

Right, so there isn’t actually any porn on Cooch, of course, as it links to other sites for that. I don’t mind that though as the porn that is featured on this site is pretty damn good. When I opened up Cooch, first of all, I selected five categories at random and then opened up five porn links in all of those categories. Of course, these were the latest offerings in these categories, but it still gave me a damn good idea as to what the porn on this site was like. I think the shortest porn video I opened was 10-minutes long and most of them were full-length porn scenes. This was amazing to see, but I was even more fucking amazing that all of the porn worked!

Websites like Cooch fall into trouble when the site they link to for a porn video takes that video down. This means that Cooch ends up with a broken link to a porn video which sucks for everyone. Unfortunately, it would be nearly impossible to keep up with the broken links on most sites like this, so these sites quickly become full of broken links and really bloody annoying. However, Cooch doesn’t have that problem. So far, I have come across one broken link on this site, that is damn impressive. I have still put “broken links to porn” as a con because inevitably this site will start to have more broken links to more porn videos on other sites as time goes on.

The categories on Cooch

The categories on Cooch seem to cover every type of porn a person could want. There is a crapload of mature options, some gay categories and trans categories, teen, blowjob, cumshot and a dick load more. There aren’t many sites with this many categories on it. So, for the number of categories, I cannot fault Cooch at all, but I can fault this site on something to do with the categories.

Most of the categories have good thumbnails that give you an idea of what the hell the categories is about, of course, you can tell from the name, but I like a photo to tell me too. However, there are a few categories on this site that have really shit thumbnails. One of these is the amateur category. This thumbnail really doesn’t say shit about anything let alone amateur porn. So, the categories are great, but some need a better thumbnail.

The Geek’s final thoughts on Cooch

As I think mentioned above, I ain’t a huge fan of these sites that link to other sites, I think it is lazy and will ultimately end up with a site full of broken links. However, Cooch is a good example of a site like this that works really well. This site has some excellent porn on it, a lovely style and is really responsive. I have really enjoyed my time on Cooch, which has surprised me quite a lot.

This site certainly isn’t perfect, but for one of these types of sites, it has done well. In fact, I think that Cooch is probably the greatest site like this that I have reviewed. The porn is really bloody good, there is a great mix of full-length porn scenes and porn trailer-type videos and everything about the site has worked nicely. It just remains to be seen what might happen with Cooch in the future. The broken links on Cooch could increase, and that would be a damn shame and a slow death of an otherwise excellent site!