CoronaCunts

Mr. Porn Geek reviews Corona Cunts

One of the things that you can always bet on the adult industry to do is take advantage of whatever out there is happening and turn it sexual. So yeah, Coronavirus is a pretty big deal right now and I think a lot of people are worried. I mean, we’re all in our little basements, jerking off because we’re scared to go outside … right? Not like we’d be in here in the first place anyway! Well, turns out that there’s a porn game on the market right now called Corona Cunts and in this particular analysis, I’m going to go ahead and tell you all about it. So, without further ado, let’s see what this game has to offer!

First thoughts on the signup for Corona Cunts

Signing up here took Mr. Porn Geek all of 2 minutes: the entire process is incredibly streamlined and they seem to have a good grasp of the fact that when someone wants to access a porn game, they’re horny and just looking to jerk off. What’s also fantastic about Corona Cunts is the fact that it’s able to run straight from your browser, so there’s no need to download anything – just immediate access to the porn that you want. Mr. Porn Geek found support for Chrome, Safari, Firefox, Opera and even Edge. Side note: I hope that you’re not using Edge, because that thing is more of risk to your health than the Coronavirus is.

What the theme of Corona Cunts actually is

Me explaining the sexual aspect of Corona Cunts and how good it is in terms of gameplay doesn’t make much sense, so instead, I’m just going to look at what it delivers in terms of theme and plot. I think that the story here is actually quite interesting. Turns out that you’re a student at a school in Hong Kong – 18 years old – and some of the people in the city are infected with a rare virus that makes you too sexually desirable for members of the opposite sex. You have intimate knowledge of where the virus came from and now it’s your job to go ahead and fix the issue – before too many people become infected! Naturally, your motivation for getting this disease contained is the fact that you want to be able to exclusively fuck every single girl in the city without them resisting, so yeah – it’s an interesting idea where you’re not being selfless, you’re being selfish!

Corona Cunts gameplay – is it any good?

To be honest with you, I think that the studio behind this game was already producing this title for quite a few years before they decided to quickly publish it in March of 2020. I think they got extremely lucky with the timing and now have this incredible game that seems to fit perfectly into the state of the world right now – interesting to say the very least! Corona Cunts has pretty stellar graphics and I think that’s going to be the major selling point for most people reading this analysis. The artwork is fantastic – it’s almost hard to believe that they give you access to it through your browser of all things. I always figured that games which looked this incredible had to be downloaded or something. Guess that just goes to show how modern the projects are out there in the realm of adult entertainment! Anyway, back to the topic at hand: yes, I feel like the gameplay here is really good and you’ve got around 10 hours of action before the title completely finishes. According to the achievements screen, there are 105 distinct NPCs for you to find and fuck: pretty cool! Explore the subway, take an Uber and even head back to your school for some prime, barely legal pussy. Corona Cunts is fun and I guarantee your non-infected ass is going to be jerking off to the games non-stop.

My conclusion on Corona Cunts

The serious side of this virus isn’t something you need Mr. Porn Geek to focus on, so instead, I’m just going to say that yeah – enjoy the niche while you can and take full advantage of the fact that this game is free to play. I loved the theme, the sex is stellar and you’ll no doubt be ass fucking and skull banging your way around Hong Kong once you get access. In short, Mr. Porn Geek is giving his full, professional support and recommendation behind Corona Cunts. It swings and you’ll be swinging from the rafters after cumming time and time again to this taboo 3D adult game.