Culioneros

What in the fuck is Culioneros?

Culioneros is a Mexican site, so you already know there are some sexy as all hell ladies on it! Pretty much every porn video that I can see on this site contains a Mexican lady looking fine as fuck! But there are some creatures on the site too! There’s a shit load of amateur porn on Culioneros and wherever you find amateur porn, you find some creatures of the cunt lagoon. So, do these creatures put us off? Do they fuck, let’s review Culioneros and see if it is any good at all, shall we?

The design of Culioneros

I actually really like the design and layout of this porn site. I was impressed by how nice this site felt from the moment I started exploring it. The site has a lovely modern feel and every click is very responsive. Great job on the design Culioneros, you did really well! Wow, this site is shaping up nicely! Let’s see if they can fuck it up!

The porn on Culioneros

Here we go! The porn on Culioneros probably has an average length of about 10 minutes. That isn’t too bad I guess, most porn sites have this average length for their porn videos so why would Culioneros be any different? However, unlike other porn sites, Culioneros has a very different way of doing the porn. It is so different, I need a new paragraph to explain it.

NONE OF THE PORN ON THIS CUNTING SITE FUCKING WORKS AT ALL! YOU BUNCH OF USELESS COCK BREATHING WANKERS AND CUNTS COMBINED! WHAT THE CUNT IS WRONG WITH THIS CUNT OF A PORN SITE! USELESS PIECES OF CUNT FLAPS EVERYWHERE I TURN!

It felt really good to get that out of my system. That rant about Culioneros had been building up since the beginning of this review! Honestly, I haven’t got a single porn video on this site to work yet! This is worst I have ever seen the video playback on a site! This is embarrassing Culioneros, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

The Geek’s final thoughts on Culioneros

Well, I wish I could say that Culioneros is full of sexy Mexican ladies getting their pussies pounded as I would love to see that shit, but sadly Culioneros is the biggest load of bollocks I have ever seen! The porn on this site just doesn’t work at all! I don’t know if Culioneros has broken porn links or is just teasing the living fuck out of me or what!

It is such a shame that this site is shit because it looks amazing and feels really nice to use. The problem is Culioneros YOUR PORN IS BROKEN YOU UTTER AND COMPLETE LOAD OF FUCKING CUNTS!