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Distension

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Mr. Porn Geek visits Distension

There are plenty of erotic niches out there that people don’t know they enjoy until they actually see it – I’d say that this is exactly the case on /r/Distension. Basically, the premise of the content here is when you can see a cock of a dude inside the body of a woman – but from the outside. This basically consists of girls getting fucked missionary so the cock pokes their stomach region or taking deep throats for bulges in their throat. It’s best to sample the content so you know what’s going on here – words can only take me so far! Anyhow, Mr. Porn Geek’s job today is to visit /r/Distension so I can tell you all about it and what it has to offer. Keep reading if you’d like to know more!

The metrics on Distension

I like objective facts and figures – they can be useful when reviewing the best sites out there for porn goodness! Turns out that /r/Distension has been a community on Reddit for the last 7 years, since it was created back in February of 2012. Ever since its inception and creation on the platform, just over 200,000 people have decided to follow it: that’s a decent chunk of patronage! According to my top secret subreddit list, this would put /r/Distension somewhere around 150th if we compared the raw number of subscribers it has against all other NSFW communities – not bad. If we hit the new tab at the top of the website, you’ll find that around 10 new posts are added here on a daily basis. This is a low number when I compare it to similarly sized subreddits, but we ought to remember that this is an incredibly specific niche, so some leeway ought to be given.

My subjective take on /r/Distension

You’ll typically get the best idea of how good a Reddit community is by checking out the top rated links from the last year. From time to time I will do subreddit checks using monthly bands, but the slow rate here means that yearly makes a little more sense. Anyway – what do we find at Distension? Great content if I’m getting straight to the point! There’s actually quite a decent amount of original content here, with this post of a chick taking a huge dildo down her throat that’s pumping cum into her being one of my favorites – she goes from zero to tears real damn quick! Another thing I was really happy to see on /r/Distension was the number of GFYCat links: almost every submission is a clip, which I think for this niche is the preferred way of enjoying it. I also found a nice anal clip which you folks might enjoy – I don’t think butt distensions are all that common!

Closing remarks on Distension

Mr. Porn Geek had a whale of a time at /r/Distension and he’s pretty confident you’re going to enjoy a similar experience. The niche is somewhat unique and I think if you try a few pieces of content and enjoy it, you should definitely consider subscribing so whenever new posts are made, you’ll instantly see them. Overall, a fantastic subreddit worthy of your attention! Be sure to also check out my other NSFW Reddit community reviews: they’ll point you in the right direction for hot porn content! Cheers for reading and happy hog squeezing!

  • Unique niche
  • Lots of clips
  • Decent rules
  • Slow to update
  • Needs more hardcore