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The Geek reviews Don Porno

Don Porno is a porn tube from Spain, Italy or another country that speaks a different language to me. Now, despite this language barrier, the translations on Don Porno are surprisingly good. There is no way that this site relies on Google to do their descriptions, so that is great news. However, is anything else on Don Porno as good as this? Well, dear reader, as always, that is the shit that we’re here to find out!

While I have enjoyed my time on this site, I did find some shit throughout my investigation that I hated, but I’ll to that shit in a bit. First, though, I want to discuss the lovely styling of this site. I know that most users on a porn site wouldn’t give a shit about the styling, but it’s important to me as I want a site to feel good. So, does Don Porno feel good? Let’s damn well delve in and take a look, shall we?

Don Porno – styling done right!

From the moment I arrived at Don Porno, I have loved the styling. Now, the styling of this site is basic, for sure. But this makes it feel nice and modern and actually makes the whole experience of choosing porn nice and easy. You see, some sites have designs with bright colors and annoying shit all over the place that make it hard to concentrate on the porn, Don Porno doesn’t have that. Instead, the porn is all laid out nicely with some nice spacing in between the videos. There is a title and a little bit of info below the video, but not covering the thumbnail and that is it. It is a very crisp, clean and sexy design for a site to have.

I hate messy designs on porn sites, and I am sure you do too. As I said, I know that most users on a site couldn’t give a fuck about this sort of shit, but when you visit as many porn sites as I do, styling suddenly becomes a huge part of whether you’ll like the site or not. They have to be clean and put the porn at the forefront. Don Porno nails this. Yeah, this site is as basic as it gets, but it works well.

The porn on Don Porno

So, next up we have the most important part of any porn site, the porn! Having been on this site for about two hours now and explored it a lot, I have to say that I am slightly impressed with the porn, but not overwhelmed by the choice that you get. Don Porno has about 200 pages of porn in some sections, five in others and a couple of pages in others. These sections are broken up into the best porn, famous porn, amateur, and so on. These sections of porn don’t really make much too sense but fuck it if that’s how they order their porn, let them crack on with it.

The porn that I have watched on this site seems good. I mean, it is your typical 12 minutes, if you’re lucky, of pretty standard porn scenes that you can find on most porn tube sites, but it has worked, it is in HD and it looks good. However, there are some really fucking annoying things about Don Porno that I wanna chat about below.

How many ads, Don Porno?

Right, so the porn might be okay, but some of the shit on this site is way below par. Trying to watch a porn video on this site means you are faced with an onslaught of ads. Now, we have to deal with ads on any site, but having to deal with five pop-ads before each porn video is a bit too much if you ask me. That is what you’re facing on Don Porno. This shit is way too much. I know that you gotta make your money Don Porno, but fuck me, this shit is crazy!

Also, there are no previews on the thumbnails on Don Porno. So there is no way of bloody knowing what porn video you are really getting when you click on it. This means that you might get a great porn video that is a full-length scene or a pile of shit that is a few minutes long. There is also no way of telling how long a porn video is until you begin playing it either. So, you have to go through the bull shit of clicking on all the ads to find out if the scene is any good and how long it is.

All of this shit makes Don Porno feel a lot worse to use. I talk about “feel” a lot in these site reviews, but for a good reason. You go on the sites you go on now because they feel good to use. I want to find other sites that you fuckers can play on that feel as nice. Unfortunately, because of the ads and the lack of thumbnail previews, the feel of Don Porno is a real let down.

My final thoughts on Don Porno

I wouldn’t say that the shit I spoke about above completely ruins DonPorno, but I did struggle to enjoy this site a bit after I saw the number of ads, that the thumbnails didn’t have previews and that there was no way of knowing how long the porn was. It is a shame because the styling of this site is really nice, and the porn here seems to be all pretty enjoyable too. It is just a handful of tiny little fucking errors that make DonPorno not as enjoyable as it could be. DonPorno certainly isn’t perfect, but it is serviceable.