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EgoAllStars

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Egotastic Allstars is the place to go to see real celebrities in the nude. Here you’ll find pretty much every celebrity woman that has ever had a nip slip on a red carpet or who have appeared in a film nude. You get to see some very famous nipples and bums on Egotastic Allstars, and I, for one, am a big fan of that!

Something great about EgoAllstars (I know, another one with two names to confuse me) is that it answers some very important questions about celebrities. Like are they as hot as you think they are? For the most part, the answer is fuck yes, of course. I am currently looking at a photo of Elizabeth Olsen  (from the Avengers and stuff like that) she looks so hot in those films and I have a huge crush on her! In this photo she has a boob showing, is it a nice boob? You’re damn right it is! Her boobs are fucking amazing, and I thank this site for showing them to me!

Design and layout of EgoAllstars

Egotastic Allstars has a very clean design, it is very modern and looks really fresh and clean. One of the biggest problems with “porn” sites like this usually is that the site looks shit because they know most of the content will be taken down, so what’s the point in trying. However, with EgoAllstars, they are creating new stories out of the images. And so, rather than it being very sordid and full of fake photos and such, it is a real news story site that just focuses on sexy celebrities getting their bits out!

I love that; it is a good idea for a porn site like this. They are simply reporting on nip slips and nakedness in films like any other news site in the world, and it really has that feel of a news site in its layout and design. I really can’t fault EgoAllstars for their layout and design, they have done a fantastic job at creating a site that feels and looks like a new site, but they have kept the interest on sexy nudes of celebrities. That isn’t an easy task, I should know, I once created a site all about Charlie Dimmick (she was a gardener on English TV who never wore a bra) and I ended up with one of the best gardening sites in the world, slightly missed the mark on that one, I wanted boobs and ended up with bulbs!

The new stories on EgoAllstars

All the new stories on EgoAllstars feel very real, which, of course, they are. They have just complied lists of real new stories about celebrities having nip slips, being naked in films and being at the beach. This is great; they even have news stories about pornstars too. Like the one of Riley Reid with a spliff up her ass! It makes the whole thing about going on the site to jerk off a much more dapper affair!

I do think you’ll struggle to jerk off on this site if you are into more kinky stuff. If you have a vivid imagination, you’ll do fine, but if you don’t, you may find the photos a little hard to use. These are, of course, some of the sexiest women in the world, so it certainly isn’t a problem to get your cock hard and get the little fella to throw up, but some may struggle.

Additional features for EgoAllstars

If Egotastic Allstars set out to create a real news site about celebrities flashing in films and in real life, then they nailed it, I honestly don’t think they need to add much. However, I do think that the site isn’t naughty enough to keep porn addicts like ourselves interested for long. You see, once you’ve seen all the nudes of the celebrities you want to see, what else is there to watch? Scarlett Johansson has one of the most incredible bodies in the world, but the even appeal of her sexy curves gets a little boring after a while.

Once you’ve seen a celebrity naked, the magic is over, you’ve seen what’s underneath the superhero clothes and very much enjoyed it, but what’s next? This is the thing, there isn’t anything next, there is simply another nude photo of someone in a film. EgoAllstars needs something more. It is a fucking awesome site, don’t get me wrong, but egoallstars.com needs a little something. Perhaps include celebrity Instagram photos too. Some of them are incredible, have you been on Christina Hendrick’s Instagram? It’s amazing. Perhaps adding naughty celebrities social media photos into the mix could spice up the website a bit and keep it feeling newsworthy.

The Geek’s final thoughts on EgoAllstars

I love EgoAllstars; it is a fantastic site. I am pleased that I got to see Elizabeth Olsen’s boobs today as I never thought that would happen. EgoAllstars is a great site to cure your curiosity for nude celebrities, but I am just not sure it has the content to make you stick around. I’ll put it like this. If I were 15 and had stumbled onto this site, my laptop would be broken by the sheer amount of semen it would be covered in by now. But I’m not 15 any more and 15-year-olds have access to porn like we never did at that age.

As I said, I love EgoAllstars as you get to see the women that you’ve put on a pedestal naked which is awesome, but I don’t think it is a site that you’ll jack off on more than a few times. There is some excellent content on EgoAllstars, but it needs something more to spice it up a bit and make it really naughty. Maybe Scarlett Johansson should do a sex tape, I’ll volunteer! Let me lube up my beer gut and trim the trees that are my pubes, and we will have at it, Scarlett. Then EgoAllstars will have something to keep us on their site!

Review Pros
  • Real nude news stories
  • Nude celebrities
  • Great design and layout
Review Cons
  • Not a lot to get you off