Elliquiy

The Geek checks out Elliquiy

Elliquiy is a role-playing forum that is tougher to get into than most bank vaults. If you’ve spent some time thinking about becoming a member of this porn site, you should be ready to give up a kidney, produce your firstborn when asked and join your local Fight Club! I know that Elliquiy wants to protect its members, I respect that from all porn forums like this, but Jesus christ there are so many hoops to jump through to join this role-playing forum that you’ll be exhausted by the time you are a member. Despite the exhaustion, the members of Elliquiy seem to post quite regularly, and there does seem to be a strong community on this porn forum, so let’s delve a bit deeper into this porn forum and see what the hell is going on, shall we?

Becoming a member of Elliquiy

So, once you have promised Elliquiy your firstborn, you have to register to use the site too. However, just because you register, it doesn’t mean shit in Elliquiy’s eyes. You actually have to send off an application form to join the community on this porn forum that takes a few days to come back to you. You have to fill in a questionnaire, and you also need to be active on the site as they take this in to account during their decision as to whether you are deserving of joining this porn forum. And on top of that, the final decision can take two weeks! Two weeks to join a porn forum that really doesn’t give many clues as to what the fuck it is about. Elliquiy is a role-playing forum, there you go, you know as much about Elliquiy as I do.

Is Elliquiy worth it?

FUCK KNOWS! I get that Elliquiy wants to protect its members and keep their porn forum as a tight community of freaky cunts, I get that. Loads of porn forums do this, but come on! All of these steps just to get a bit naughty seems a bit too much? I mean, what the fuck happens on this porn forum where you need this much security? I know that you can register and join Elliquiy easily, but to be approved to become a member takes ages and a lot of time! Even I don’t have the fucking time to join Elliquiy, and I review porn sites for a living, it is my job to join sites like these!

My final thoughts on Elliquiy

I didn’t actually answer whether Elliquiy was worth it or not. Erm, no, it fucking isn’t. There are loads of excellent porn forums that you can join that don’t need you to sell your soul to do so. Just go and find any other porn forum in my lists and enjoy yourself. Elliquiy cannot be worth the effort needed to join it!