Eroges

What is Eroges?

Eroges looks to be a great game site, I hope they don’t do anything to fuck it all up! Eroges has a really nice styling about it. It is dark, modern and feels very cartoony, perfect in this case. Eroges provides you lovely fuckers with games and “visual stories” in the hentai niche, and a lot of the shit the site offers is really good stuff. So far, Eroges is shaping up to be a good site.

However, will this site go and fuck it all! Well, we ain’t going to find that shit out by standing around this part of this review, are we, dear reader. So, if you have your guide book, your camera and your oversized stupid hat that gets in everyone’s way ready, let’s take a tour of Eroges and see what the fuck is happening with this site, shall we?

The games on Eroges

When you first get on Eroges, the first thing that you see are the games. There are a few games on the homepage that are free to play. Click on the game that you fancy the look of and the porn site takes you to a separate porn page where you can find out more about the game. On here, you’ll see a hefty bit of info about the game and some screenshots too. Once you have looked at the shit and decided that the game is for you, just press the “play now” button. You do have to be a member of Eroges to play the games, but I don’t think that is too much to ask for!

The games on Eroges look really enjoyable, to be honest. There aren’t many (I’ll get to that) but the games that this site does have look really fun to play. They have a nice mix of different games to choose from. Some of them look like a normal game with a touch more porn involved, another one, Gods of Hentai, looks like a porn version of Tekken and there are a few more that look fun and arcadey. I can’t really fault the games that are on Eroges, they look fun to play.

The “visual novels” on Eroges

I have no idea was a visual novel is, is it a book that comes to life, is it a movie? What is it? I guess it doesn’t really matter and I don’t care that much anyway. So, the books, films, cartoons or comics on Eroges look really good too. These porn comics (they are porn comics, you can tart them up by calling them a fancy name, but they are comic books, they have what appears to be school children in them rather than reading them, but they are still comics) look fucking awesome.

The level of detail in these porn comics looks awesome from the outside in. Oh yeah, the porn comics aren’t free. No, they cost quite a lot. The cheapest novel thing on Eroges is $9.90, the most expensive is $18.60 or something, I know, weird prices! I have no idea if these porn comics are worth this much, if you think I am buying a comic book for that much to test out a site, you’re mental! There are also no reviews on Eroges at all, for the games or the comics so I can’t tell you whether anything is good at all, really. I can give you some disappointing news, though, who doesn’t love that shit!

Where’s the content Eroges?

Right, so as I flirted with above, Eroges doesn’t have much content at all. Let me break this site down for you. The homepage has free games, the “visual novels” and some indy games on it. There are two indy games on this site. There are five of these visual novel things, and there are five free games to play. There is also a counter about some event that I think is happening in a game cos when I clicked on it I got sent to the gaming page.

That is it for the content on Eroges. Each game and visual wanking novel has its own page that goes into detail about what said thing is all about, but that is it. Why the fuck is Eroges so barren? I guess that Eroges creates all their own content, which is impressive, but they need a lot more! I don’t know how many gaming developers make “visual stories” too, it could be craploads, but if not, Eroges could be a pretty special porn site that we have got to give credit to, dear reader.

The Geek’s final thoughts on Eroges

I dunno about Eroges. If they have stolen all of their games and the wanky wank novels then they are lazy cos there is hardly fuck all on this site. However, if they have created everything on this site, fair play. It can’t be easy to create such visually appealing stuff, I should know, my kids are ugly as fuck. So, if you have created this site by yourself Eroges, fair play. If you haven’t, then you need to steal some more shit and stop charging for comic books that you didn’t make.

If the makers of Eroges could get in touch and let me know what the fuck is going with their site, that would be lovely, and I shall adjust your sexy as fuck score according. So, if you’re reading this and Eroges has a shit score, you’ll know the owners are lazy as fuck, if it has a great score, it is all their own shit, and you’ve gotta check them out.