EroticAge

What is EroticAge?

EroticAge is a fucking awesome site. The moment I saw this porn site, I was really exciting to tell all you lovely cunts all about it. The idea behind EroticAge is pretty simple. They have collected a dick load of old porn videos and put them on this site for us to enjoy. You can find porn from the 60s’, 70s’ and 80s’ on this site and even some from the early 2000’s too. To say that this site is important is like saying that Riley Reid is partial to a cock! This site is awesome, and I cannot wait to tell you why in this porn review.

Now, if anyone from EroticAge is reading this, don’t think for one second that your site is out of the woods yet. Even though I am excited about the porn on your website, it doesn’t mean that I may find some shit about your site that I don’t like. So, keep that in mind EroticAge as we delve deep inside the hairy pussy of your site and review it.

The design of EroticAge

Even though all of the porn on this site is really old, the actual design and styling of this site are nice and modern. Now, I would love this site to have some sort of older styling, perhaps a photo of a smoking chair or some shit as the background, but I can’t complain. The styling of this site is really nice, and it feels like a nice site to explore. I haven’t been on this site for too long, but already I know my way around and have had a shit load of fun.

The nicest thing about this site is that the thumbnails of the movies are all the VHS covers of the porn videos. For the cunts that aren’t old enough to remember porn on VHS tapes, a VHS tape was this magical little box that fitted into a slot that gave you porn, it was a magical time that will never exist ever again. Anyway, so, the design, styling and layout and all the other shit about EroticAge that I really care about and none of you fuckers do is awesome. Right, on to the porn!

The porn on EroticAge

Normally I slate fuckers for having older porn on their porn sites, but that is only because they are supposed to have modern porn on them. EroticAge is set up to only feature older porn, and so this site is nothing short of fantastic. You can find so many porn videos on this site, and they are all full-length porn films too. You can relive your youth and find every porn video from the 80’s that you used to watch at volume one on a shitty TV in your parent’s living room without the risk of waking them up.

In total, there are 242 pages of porn videos from the ’60s, ’70s, ’80s, ’90s and the early 2000s on this site. Most of the porn films on this site are over an hour-long, and all of them are awesome. This was the golden age for porn and the porn really shows it off nicely. Now, for those fuckers that love this porn, there are shit loads of options for you. You can either go and find your favourite porn from these eras on this site or, if you fancy, you can go and try some porn that you may have never seen before. They have shit loads of porn titles from Germany, Japan, Italy and a fuck load more that were probably pretty rare in other countries back when they came out. This is the perfect site for anyone that wants to relive their youth and find a awesome “vintage porn” video to jerk off to.

Why you have to check out EroticAge

You have to check out EroticAge if you love a bit of old porn. I don’t give a fuck how old you are, whether you watched these porn videos when they came out or if you are a teen that loves hairy pussy, these are the porn videos that you have to see. This is what porn is to most people. When most people think about porn, they think of the amazing bass line from 70s’ porn, the hairy pussy and the sexy as fuck bodies on a woman that had hair that looked they had just been electrocuted before the scene.

I love this site, EroticAge has done a fantastic job at compiling a awesome list of older porn that is amazing! I cannot wait to watch some porn on EroticAge, and I know you lovely cunts will love it. If you are interested in older porn in any way, you have to check out EroticAge!

The Geek’s final thoughts on EroticAge

Well, EroticAge is pretty shit, isn’t it! No, it isn’t! EroticAge could just be my favourite site! I love this type of porn, it brings back fond memories of getting porn anyway you could and trying to hide it in the most obvious places in your bedroom. If you love older porn, then stop reading this review right now and go and check out EroticAge! It is important that you do!

Yeah, sure, EroticAge isn’t the perfect porn site, but I don’t give a fuck and neither will you! There are some styling issues, and some of the text is in a foreign language, but fuck it. It has some of the greatest porn ever made on it! Give EroticAge a go, you’ll fucking love it.