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Mr. Porn Geek visits Escort Club

If you’ve read my reviews enough, you likely know that I’m pretty cutthroat when it comes to escort-themed websites. There are hundreds out there that are semi-popular, but I’m only interested in promoting those that have the numbers and quality to justify a visit. Up for analysis in this review is a place called Escort Club – it looks good with an initial glance, but as we all know by now: that’s not enough to get a place here on MPG’s favorite sites. So, I’m going to dive deep into the platform to give you my full thoughts and feelings. Check out what’s going on here down below and yeah – I’ll soon show you what’s what when it comes to this hub.

The homepage of Escort Club

So let’s begin by looking at the homepage of Escort Club: when you land here, you’re shown a list of popular cities and then a dropdown section that allows you to pick a country and city. Some of the most popular cities here for action include the likes of Monaco, Bangkok, Athens, Budapest and Istanbul. I’d say that there’s a big focus from Escort Club on the European market, and a little bit of the Middle East mixed in for good measure. Though I should also point out that with Kuala Lumpur, Hong Kong and Phuket shown here – well, if you’re in Asian hotspots, you’re probably going to be just fine. There were zero adverts for the United States, which suggests to me that the site stays well away from listing any American escorts. Sorry to our brothers in the USA – not going to get what you want here on Escort Club.

Putting Escort Club to the test

Okay, well after spending a little bit of time looking around the website – the homepage display of various potential locations across the world seems relatively pointless. I’m checking out dozens of profiles and it would seem that Escort Club is only focused on the Polish market – nothing else. I don’t know if they’re eventually planning to expand out into other parts of Europe and then the rest of the world, but it does seem bizarre that they have so many displayed countries as ‘popular’ when it’s literally just Poland and nothing else. I mean: it’s not even like there are just a few dozen adverts in London, or Singapore, or wherever – it’s just zero across the board, except for 13,000 adverts in Poland. So put simply, if you’re coming here to find companionship services in Poland – you’ll be fine. If you’re looking for anything else – well, you’ll just have to go elsewhere. For me, this is really weird, but yeah: at least now you know what’s going on at Escort Club.

Escort Club: looking at adverts

So, assuming that you’re keen on looking at Polish girls that want to do a little escorting work for you: after you select a profile, you’ll be shown a small profile that covers the companion’s age, gender, height, weight, languages spoken and so on. There’s also a price list, so if you want to know just how much it’s going to cost you – that information is readily available. There’s also a section devoted to the types of services that you can find here: what’s cool about that is that you’re then able to click on the service that you desire to find other women that provide the same type of experience. Whether it’s foot fetish, spitting, stockings, domination or something else instead – there’s a good chance that regardless of what it is that you want, an escort here is able to provide. There’s also a comment section where you can leave feedback about a particular escort – I’m big on reviews, so I really appreciated this.

Other features on Escort Club

This place isn’t just about escorting in its classic sense: there are also sections on the site that showcase massage locations, striptease experiences and BDSM-related services. Escort Club has a ‘clubs’ section too, where various physical locations are shared (again, exclusive to Poland) if you want to go out and get some action at a destination that’s focused on that. There were 40 listings on the site – pretty slim, but that’s probably about the number of quality destinations you would expect to find in the country anyway. Oh, Escort Club also has a place for you to find male escorts – some gay, some straight. There were 128 in total, so just 1% of the total ads on this platform are for guys: but it’s better than 0% if this is what you’re looking for.

A jobs section on Escort Club

Looking to get hired? Well the good news is: Escort Club is here to help! They have a job offers section where you’ll find various people hiring ladies to perform various tasks. It’s almost always going to be escort agencies looking to recruit or massage parlors, but if you’re a girl based in Poland and you want to get into the mix, this is one of the best options that you’ll have available to you. Believe me when I say that Escort Club is doing a stellar job here with regard to getting involved in the business and helping out – they really do have a strong grasp on the whole Polish market, which is a niche claim to fame, but hey: it’s what they do!

Final words on Escort Club

Again: I want to stress that Escort Club is all about Poland, so if that isn’t your cup of tea or at all helpful, go look elsewhere. Their site could be made a hell of a lot better to express their specific location focus, but yeah: there are worse things in the world than that. Overall, I think it’s probably the best in slot website for finding Polish escorts and other adult services. Thanks for reading and Mr. Porn Geek will catch you in the next review!