Esma Tube

MrPornGeek examines Esma Tube

EsmaTube is a porn tube site that relies on you choosing from the shit load of categories on the homepage to find the porn that you want to watch. This porn site sounds pretty typical, right? Well, yeah, Esma Tube is pretty typical of these small porn sites, but there is some shit missing, like newer porn. So far, I can’t find much porn that was filmed in this decade. I mean, that shit might not be an issue as there is a lot of good porn on this site, but it will certainly play a decisive role in my score for this site. So, let’s get to the bottom of the porn on EsmaTube and see whether this site is any good, shall we?

The styling of Esma Tube

I have to start this site review off by saying that the styling of EsmaTube is actually really nice. However, while having good styling on a site is usually a great thing, it ain’t here. You see, as I said, the porn looks old on this site, so with great styling like EsmaTube has, it makes the porn look even older. Here you have site that looks modern as fuck and then thumbnails imprinted onto the homepage that look old, dark, and low quality. So, I usually mark porn sites down for having a shitty style, but I may have to mark Esma Tube down for having a good one! Either that or mark EsmaTube down for having low-quality porn! The styling of this site and the porn on it just don’t match up and it is really fucking noticeable!

The old porn on Esma Tube

Now, most porn tube sites that offer slightly outdated porn typically offer you full-length porn scenes and so it is forgivable that all of the porn is older. However, not EsmaTube! No, this porn site decided to offer older porn that really ain’t too different in length to most of the new porn on porn tube sites like this. Most of the porn offerings on Esma Tube are a pretty average length of 10-15 minutes. I don’t get this site. Did some cunt make EsmaTube and then forget about it? Only to come back bloody 10 years later and give it a fucking facelift but not upload any other porn?

The Geek’s final thoughts on Esma Tube

I am confused by Esma Tube. There is some good porn scenes on EsmaTube, but it is lacking any new porn of any kind. Plus, the porn they have isn’t full-length, for the most part. If you love watching porn in HD or even 4K, this shit ain’t for you either. So, what good is EsmaTube, then? I guess Esma Tube could be great for going back through the archives of porn and finding porn from your favourites that you haven’t seen, but other than that Esma Tube is a bit shit!