FMForums

What is FMForums?

Right, FMForums is a strange forum. The “FM” stands for “Famous Males”, and before you get excited and blow your load, there is no porn allowed on this forum. For whatever reason, this porn forum only allows photos and videos of famous men that have clothes on. So, even if one of these men has nudes leaked, you ain’t going to find this shit and smut on FMForums! Cos FMForums is a proper porn site that doesn’t allow this type of shit on their site! Making it one of the most boring places on the internet! Anyway, now this site has blue-balled the crap out of you, let’s just review it and then get on with our lives, shall we dear reader?

The bland design of FMForums

Ah for fuck sake, FMForums just gets worse the more I explore it. When I loaded up this porn site, it came up with two pages of warnings before I could get in to see what the hell it was all about! This is where I found out no porn was allowed and I suddenly lost all interested in the whole thing. Those two warning pages looked pretty shit, but they were nothing compared to the bland, boring and bollocks forum design of the real thing! FMForums has such a standard design it would be used as the model for a porn forum if it had any porn on it! I really hate this forum design. It is so old and so bland that it just makes me feel a bit sick, to be honest. There are loads of porn forums out there with lovely modern designs if they can do it, so can FMForums, but they are bellends so they’ll never redo their design!

Where’s the fucking porn FMForums?

I am still confused by the idea behind FMForums. So, the forums are still full of the creepy fuckers on any porn forum, but there is no porn on this forum at all. Instead, you have images of footballers and actors that are just in their clothes. Basically, you have images of celebrity males that they have taken to promote something and then this lot is perving over them. I think that sums up FMForums pretty nicely, but I don’t get it. I also don’t understand why in the fuck there is no porn allowed on this site, and yet all the ads on the page are for gay porn, what the fuck is that about? I am so confused and blue-balled and disappointed and horny and bit hungry.

The Geek’s final thoughts on FMForums

Yeah, FMForums can go a suck a fat one! I am confused by the whole idea of this porn forum. There is no porn and yet there are still the creepy little fuckers perving over shit on here. I will say, though that the peeps on FMForums must fucking love watching TV cos they can get off to anything!