2048 Porn

Mr. Porn Geek plays 2048 Porn

I remember a few years ago when the whole 2048 thing was really huge – so many people were getting into it and finding themselves addicted to what was quite a simple title at the time. It’s crazy how games like that, Candy Crush and so on get people hooked in just a matter of minutes. You play for a fraction of time and you’re literally in love: the developers for those types of games really must make the big bucks! Anyway, I’m here today as an adult review specialist to write up on 2048 Porn – an adult version of the game that I’ve only just heard about. I wanted to get straight into the swing of things here, so let’s dive right in and see what 2048 Porn has to offer.

First thoughts on 2048 Porn

Do note that the link I’ve provided to 2048 Porn is the most recent one I have available – I’ll be sure to update it if a newer patch is released but from what I can tell, this is the final option and it likely won’t be fiddled with again in the future. Now you’ll notice that 2048 Porn is automatic to begin with – I think this is an option so that if you just want to sit back and enjoy, you can. As the game plays itself, the woman on the right-hand side of the screen will start to tease the camera in her sexy white gown. She’s a juicy blonde and has a lot of confidence when it comes to getting nude and rude in front of the camera. I mean really – just take a look at the body on this minx and how hot she is! I even noticed a little bit of oil on the body which lets you know she’s serious about getting down and dirty.

Playing 2048 Porn manually

Whenever you’re sick and tired of the game playing itself and the somewhat slow pace of upgrading the various tiles, you can hit the ‘play live’ button to transition into a manual gameplay mode. The way that this game works is that you get levels up each and every time you hit a milestone in the number department, so you want to build up a single block and get it as high as possible. Level 1 will only be the tease, which is quite hot – but you really want to see this bimbo naked, right? Well if so, slide the tiles using your arrow keys in order to do exactly that! 2048 Porn doesn’t allow you to use WASD unfortunately: I think this would be a much better option and for those of us that game on a regular basis, very much in line with what we’d expect.

Come to think of it, I was surprised to see that 2048 Porn doesn’t have any options for you to select or fiddle with. There is a ‘sound’ tab, but this is pretty much useless, unless you don’t want to hear the audio (which isn’t all that relevant in the first place). I guess you can hit help if you want, but to be honest, 2048 Porn is pretty self-explanatory, even if you’ve never played a title like this before. For those of you wondering: simply slide the numbers into one another and if they’re the same, they’ll combine to form one single number that is both values added together. You can repeat this over and over again, so you go from 1 to 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128 and so on. Remember: the better you climb, the more the erotic scene on the right-hand side changes.

My recommendations for 2048 Porn

If I was the developer for 2048 Porn, what would I change? For a start, I think I wouldn’t start this game off in automatic mode – that’s confusing and a lot of people are not going to work out that you don’t just have to sit there and jerk off while the tiles slowly move around. This should be a toggle of sorts and be available right next to the sound tab. I think it’d also be pretty hot if people playing 2048 Porn could pick the scene that they want to start out with. I mean, if you’ve gone to the effort to code this game and have a girl stripping then having sex, why not add multiple scenes to the mix? The development time increase would be marginal, but the benefit to the end user is pretty high. Don’t get me wrong: I do love a good blonde minx, but from time to time, Mr. Porn Geek wants to look at an Asian, ebony or Latina beauty instead. Plus, I might want a teen or a MILF, so offer me a selection of starter releases and I’ll decide which one I want in front of my screen!

Shift 2048 is pretty decent aside from that: this isn’t a big porn game and if you’re coming here expecting a rich gameplay environment where your decisions matter and whatever else, try something else. 2048 Porn isn’t designed for that type of thing and you’ll be able to jerk off here within about 2 minutes of playing it if you’re semi-decent at the original 2048 game. Still, for those who are really horny and just want to get their hands on an XXX game that’s simple and fun to play, this is great.

The conclusion on 2048 Porn

Okay, so yeah – 2048 Porn is pretty good, all things considered. I had a lot of fun here and I know that you will too once you check it out. Like I said, there are a few improvements that I’d make, but the overall experience is one that I’m sure plenty of fans here are going to love. 2048 Porn gets the job done and while it doesn’t have a huge amount of mechanics, porn or a storyline, for a quick and dirty adult game, you can’t go wrong. Okay gang – thanks for reading my review here and always come back to Mr. Porn Geek whenever you need fresh advice on the best places to go for porn on the Internet!