3 Buttons To Fuck

3 Buttons To Fuck – Mr. Porn Geek’s review

Hello there friendly adult gamers: it’s your favorite reviewer! Mr. Porn Geek is going to be talking to you about 3 Buttons To Fuck Today: he’s heard some good things from people he knows and while it’s completely new to him, he’ll do his best to tell you whether or not it’s any good. He’ll also stop talking in third-person, since that’s pretty cringe. Okay – I’m back and I’m ready to write up my full professional analysis on 3 Buttons To Fuck. Will this game have me shooting thick ropes in no time at all, or fall short of expectations and leave me hungry for a better adult game? Keep reading if you wish to find out: 3 Buttons To Fuck is about to be put on blast.

First thoughts on 3 Buttons To Fuck

When this game loads up for the first time, you’ve got what I’d consider to be quite a dated layout and design. Right in the middle of the screen, 3 Buttons To Fuck presents you with a ‘help’ button: the same one can be accessed on the right-hand sidebar too. According to this, you’ve got to ‘control’ the erotic temperature in the game and click to get it hotter and hotter. Allegedly, the ideal temperature is 21 degrees – which is blackjack. I’ve played this game enough times in casinos to have a firm grasp of what I’m doing, but I somehow doubt this game has any gambling elements involved – I think that’s a shame, but so be it!

One thing I do like about 3 Buttons To Fuck is that it’s muted by default: I wish more adult games did this! If you do want noise, you can choose to enable it on the right-hand side using the button provided, but I don’t think anyone will actually bother to do that, since it’s not very good audio quality either. Okay gang, I’ve pretty much got down what the purpose of 3 Buttons To Fuck is here – how about I go ahead and try it out? I’m excited to see whether or not this is actually hard, fun or rewarding: the three basic concepts that any adult game must focus on extensively! Let me hit ‘play’ now and then I’ll come back and give you an idea of what’s going on.

Playing 3 Buttons To Fuck

Okay, so the basic idea here is that you’re given three buttons in the middle of your screen that you’re able to select in order to raise the thermometer on the right-hand side of the game. Just above the buttons, you’ve got a clip from a porn movie of a girl that looks pretty sexy and is about to have sex with two hung guys: but only if you manage to get the temperature in the right spot. It starts off pretty tame with just her walking through the garden area, but soon it’ll turn into a hardcore threesome sex session if you do your job correctly. One thing I will complain about immediately here is the fact that the sound came on as soon as I hit play – what a pain in the fucking ass! I just praised 3 Buttons To Fuck in the previous paragraph for not doing this, then they go and fuck me over by deciding that’s how they’ll go forward. I’m fuming – mega, mega fucking fuming! Okay, well maybe I’m not that angry, but please: keep your game quiet unless I’ve told you otherwise.

For those who aren’t really getting the mechanics of the game down, every few seconds, the benefit of the buttons change – and you’re never sure in what direction. I believe that you have the possibility for all of the buttons to raise the temperature or lower the temperature, with them basically being flipped every once in a while. This means that you’ll want to pay attention to what happens when you mash one – just in case it takes you all the way down to 0. You’ve also got to be sure that you don’t pump it too high, or you’re going to lose and starting again is your only option. After each level, you’ll unlock a new scene which then requires more button pressing in order to get the full sex scene.

My thoughts on 3 Buttons To Fuck

This game isn’t too complicated to be honest, and it only takes a few minutes to play it from start until the finish. I guess there’s a special level of pleasure associated to something you’ve achieved, but it’s not like there are super advanced mechanics or the like which will provide you with insane levels of satisfaction. In fact, 3 Buttons To Fuck is quite boring in that regard.

In terms of the negatives here – I don’t know, I just feel like if you’re going to make a game like this ,ensure that the video you provide is available horizontally instead of vertically. I know some folks might be playing 3 Buttons To Fuck on their mobile devices, but they can just turn it sideways if that’s the case – it’s not like us glorious PC master race gamers are able to rotate our screens with ease. I think it’d also be cool to have more scenes to unlock: 3 Buttons To Fuck is a tiny game in the grand scheme of things and I can’t imagine adding 5 to 10 extra porn videos is all that hard.

3 Buttons To Fuck: my conclusion

That’s my review over gang – this isn’t the best adult game out there, but since it only takes you a few minutes to play, it’s not that awful either. From what I can piece together, this game was released a very long time ago and yeah – it’s unlikely my suggestions will ever come to fruition. Still, you’ve got a challenge and some porn to get on the other side of it, so not all is lost! Hardly one of the best titles around, but you might want to give it a go. You could always just go and play one of Mr. Porn Geek’s other great recommendations if you preferred, though – I’ve got hundreds of better XXX games for you to try out!