Born To Fuck

Born To Fuck: Mr. Porn Geek’s review

Hey gang – what’s going on? You probably know what time it is, right? Well if not – let me tell you that Mr. Porn Geek is going to be devoting this entire page to his complete, high IQ analysis of a porn game by the name of Born To Fuck. I’ve spent the last year or so learning the ins and outs of the adult entertainment game so you can know exactly what’s what when it comes to the best titles out there. I don’t want you to waste time with sub-par releases, so let me get down to writing up a full review on Born To Fuck so you can know in just a few minutes whether or not this is a good adult game. Read down below – I’m about to go all-in on my analysis of this promising release!

Born To Fuck: first thoughts

A friendly word of warning: this game starts off with quite a loud starting tone and then music plays while you’re on the splash screen. To make matters worse, it’s impossible to actually mute Born To Fuck in this splash area – I decided to do it in my options instead. It’s also wise for me to mention that there are quite a few flashing lights in Born To Fuck, so if you’re someone who’s sensitive to light that changes colors or flashes regularly, it’s probably a good idea to steer clear. Anyhow, when you’re ready to actually get down to the nitty gritty of this game and play it, hit the button and the action will instantly start!

You’re presented with a blue-haired, purple-bodied busty broad in denim shorts right at the start of this game: on the left-hand side, you’ll notice that there are a number of options you can select to get the action going. The text at the top says ‘what do you want to do with me first’ – since I’m a bit of a kinky guy, Mr. Porn Geek selected the ‘cuff me!’ option, since making sure someone is unable to escape is probably a good idea when I’m about to get my dick out! The game will instantly play an animation of clamps going onto the wrists of your sex slave and you’ll notice that she now has the words ‘Born To Fuck!’ written on the inside of her thigh. What’s that all about, anyway? Some people out there just love writing on themselves and taking pictures to share with the Internet! I guess it might be sexy to draw all over a slut and let the world know that she’s just that, but yeah – quite a unique element of amateur porn!

Playing more Born To Fuck

If you followed my option and locked this purple whore in heels up, you’ll have the choice to fuck or play some more. Getting into the mix with some hardcore action doesn’t seem like the right idea here, so instead, Mr. Porn Geek wanted to play a little more before destroying those holes with his big cock. Sadly, when you select this option, it’ll just go back to the original screen where you can select ‘Tie me!’ or ‘Play with My Toys!’. I went with the second option and it turns out that this babe has some pussy beads she can take out of her juicy snatch at a moment’s notice. It always amazes me just how much some women are able to hide up inside themselves. I guess dudes also have a cavity for the storage of various things, although it’s probably not as easy to stock things in your prison wallet as it is your pussy.

The Fucking Scenes in Born To Fuck

Since this game is called Born To Fuck, I figured it was finally time to breach this slut’s holes and give her the proper shagging she deserved. Note that you’ve got 3 minutes on the clock from the moment you hit ‘Fuck Me!’ until the game is over, so make sure you bust your nut before then or you’ll likely have to go all the way back to the beginning! I went for a little slow fucking to begin with because I’m nice like that, but sure enough, I picked up the pace and made sure to elect the ‘Ultra-Fast Fuck’ option when the pleasure bar was sufficiently filled. Yup – that’s right, this is one of those games where you’ll have to maximize a bar in order to progress to the kinkier options. Born To Fuck isn’t going to give you the instant ability just to plow this pussy!

What I dislike about Born To Fuck

To balance out this review, I figured it would be a good idea to mention the downsides of Born To Fuck. For a start, you’ve only got one girl that you can have fun with, and the introduction doesn’t really set much of a plot or explanation as to how you find yourself in the current situation. This game is a sex simulation game at the end of the day, but it would be nice to at least have the option for a little bit of plot development. If someone doesn’t want to read it, they can just skip forward, right? Aside from that, I think the flashing colors and random lights all over the place are a bit of a pain, as well as potentially damaging to some people who have epilepsy.

Born To Fuck: my conclusion

So, what’s my conclusion when Born To Fuck is concerned? As a quick way to fuck a hentai-style chick with purple skin and crazy hair – who’s also willing to be a completely submissive slut – I think it’s a nice option. There are obvious issues here, but I can tell you now that this isn’t one of those games that has a heap of active development and focus on it. It was likely released several years ago and yeah – nothing new will be added in the future. If you do end up playing Born To Fuck and you don’t enjoy it, come back to Mr. Porn Geek’s review platform and read my coverage of other XXX games instead – that’s probably your best option here!