Frozen Porn Game

Mr. Porn Geek plays Frozen Sex Game

What’s going on, friends? Mr. Porn Geek here and today, I’m going to be looking at a project by the name of Frozen Porn Game. As you probably already know, I’ve been on the hunt for the very best projects out there in a wide array of niches and it’s going to be real exciting for me to establish exactly what Frozen Game has to offer and whether or not I’d recommend it. One of the big things these days is hot games with a parody element, so how well will Frozen Game stand up to my criticism? Only one way to find out: let’s get down to the nitty gritty and take this site for a test drive.

First thoughts on Frozen Game

I was pleased to see that the signup process here is incredibly streamlined and convenient. Note that all you have to give these guys is an email address, password and age confirmation. That’s literally it – the whole process took me 60 seconds and once I verified everything, logging in happened immediately and I was able to go ahead and run up Frozen Game for the very first time! Currently, the member’s area here only has one browser game for you to play, but they may end up releasing more down the road. This project entered open beta in March of 2020, so it’s incredibly fresh and yes – that does mean that anyone who’s 18+ can play here completely free of charge before the game goes into its live release!

Please note that you’ve got compatibility with every major browser, including Chrome, Safari and Firefox. It appears to run on the Unity WebGL system which is great for modern titles: no Flash means that this project will survive for a very long time! I think the only problem with the fact that you cannot download here is simply that you’re stuck with a maximum resolution of 1080p. I know that most of the folks out there aren’t running 4K monitors, but if you are, this isn’t going to maximize your available pixel real estate – too bad.

Playing Frozen Exlicit Game

When you load up this title for the very first time, you’ll realize that the game is basically one of those ‘choose your own adventure’ titles, only the main female character is Elsa from Frozen. Don’t worry, the game makes it clear that this little slut is all grown up – 18 years of age, fact! Now the story here is set in a share house for college. You’re a male nerd and she turns up on the doorstep the day before classes start because her other arrangement fell through. The rent is pretty low, the place isn’t the best but yeah – she’s game to come on board and wants to get on with everything as quickly as possible. Naturally, because she’s a sexy teen blonde with a stunning body, you aren’t going to reject her.

As the game develops, you’ll make a number of decisions about what classes to focus on, whether or not to hit up the gym, how to spend your free time and so on. Frozen Sex Game gives you plenty of opportunities to be a pervert if you want to be, with the main focus being on Elsa taking showers, masturbating in her bedroom and so on. Just make sure that you save on a frequent basis, because it is possible for you to become so deviant that she’ll end up leaving you with your dick in your hand! Thankfully I don’t think it happens too much, but it’s better to be safe than sorry, right? At least that’s how I feel about it. Mr. Porn Geek does just want to state for the record that the story here is pretty good. I don’t want to spoil what happens as you go along, but it’s relatively captivating as well as erotic. Elsa has grown up to be quite the piece of ass. It’s up to you to get access to it, though!

The best parts of Frozen Game

The artwork in this game is really quite fantastic. I don’t know what team of artists have worked on the visuals, but Elsa looks fantastic, the environments are great and yeah – it gives me such a great vibe. There’s also a hint of Disco Elysium about it in terms of artwork, although it’s not quite as … blotchy? Mr. Porn Geek usually has a way with words, but in this case, I’m a little stumped with regard to what I’m supposed to say. Still, you get what I mean, right? The graphics are fantastic – that’s what I’m getting at! Plus when you do get access to the progressively erotic scenes, they’re really hot. Quick tip: hit the menu button and navigate to ‘scenes’ if you want to go back and enjoy something you’ve already experienced. Small features like this are some of the best, because it means you can progress as much as you want but still decide what scene is going to help you bust a fat rope or two.

On the downside, I’d probably say that the game can be slightly laggy from time to time, although I did have 20 Chrome tabs open, so that might have been the reason. Additionally, I think that Frozen Game needs to work on their clickable borders. You have to click pretty central to the element you want to interact with or nothing will happen.

Frozen Game: worth the squeeze?

Okay friends: Mr. Porn Geek has spent the last 2 hours playing Frozen Game and now it’s time for me to weigh in with a verdict. In short, if you like the idea of a story-based game with Elsa from Frozen, this is one parody title that you absolutely must try. They’ve got some terrific stuff going on here and every step of way, I felt like the developers knew exactly what ought to happen next. The artwork is great, the story is engaging and because of these factors, it’s getting the official Mr. Porn Geek ‘certified wankable’ award. In short, get your butt on over to Frozen Game and start playing it now. This adult game swings – believe me!