Fuck Your Champion

Mr. Porn Geek plays Fuck Your Champion

Mr. Porn Geek has always been a major fan when it comes to the hit MOBA League of Legends. I was Challenger once in Oceania and these days, I’m a Master on the EUW server – getting to the top was never hard for me, since I’m so damn good at video games! Anyway, the reason I’m mentioning this is because today, I’ll be reviewing an adult game that is a parody title on League. It’s called Fuck Your Champion and yeah – I’m hoping it gives me the option to do exactly that! Mr. Porn Geek is excited to try out this potentially epic game, but I’ll have to try the full thing before I can recommend it. So with that said, let’s get down to business and try out Fuck Your Champion! Read on for my full analysis.

First thoughts on Fuck Your Champion

I do just want to kick things off here by stating that I’m playing version 1.8 of this game. New releases may come in the future, but I’ll be focusing on what this particular patch has to offer. Don’t worry though: if updates are released for Fuck Your Champion, I’ll update the link so you’re always playing the very latest version: just one of the steps Mr. Porn Geek takes to give you the best of the best when it comes to adult games online! Right: it’s about damn time for me to hit the ‘play’ button here and explain what’s going on, so let’s do that and see what Fuck Your Champion has to offer for a self-identified League of Legends addict.

You’ll be straight into the action here on Fuck Your Champion when you hit play: the game defaults to putting perhaps the sexiest character on the screen too (Janna!). Along the right-hand side, you’ve got the choice to pick from a huge array of female champions, including the likes of Riven, Ahri, Lux, Vi and Sivir. Annie isn’t available (yet) but if you’re into that whole thing, you can select Tristana. Once you’ve picked the female champion that you want to fill up, you can alter the background they’re against and take them into various different destinations. None of them are particularly well themed around League of Legends though, which I think is a bit of a shitty deal. I mean, you could have a backdrop of the river, Baron pit or just the main summoning platform – the possibilities are endless! If it were me though, I’d be fucking in mid lane: everyone would be watching us then.

More options at Fuck Your Champion

Alongside a switch in backgrounds, you’re also able to fiddle with the music and lighting. I don’t think the second option is worth being messed with though – it just gives this washed-out look to the scene and it’s not attractive in the slightest. I don’t even know why they included it, since it looks so garbage. You’re also able to pick a bunch of other options here with regard to the clothes being warn, the hair color of the champion and other related concepts. Fuck Your Champion even has the ability to change pussy shapes and ass size if you’re into that type of thing: this is a fully fledged operation for you to smash the perfect champion from League of Legends – that much I can guarantee!

Selecting your team on Fuck Your Champion

Once you’re done making sure the enemies are just right, be sure to hit the ‘I will invite my own teammates’ button which will then reveal all of the available male partners you can utilize to fuck the enemy. You’ve got some pretty choice options here too, including your classics like Lee Sin, Garen and Yasuo if you want a typical, macho-man fuck session or something a little more strange, like Gragas, Twitch and Dr. Mundo. I noticed that Fuck Your Champion also has Alistar – I don’t know to know what his cock looks like, so I think I’ll stick to Gragas, as he best resembles the body I’ve got.

I absolutely loved the controls from Fuck Your Champion: you’ll pick different boots to pick up the pace or slow down the sexual action. For instance, you’ll want to put on the Mobis if you’re looking to really slam that slut – you’ll unlock boosts too in the form of different items to make the sex that much better. Overall, Fuck Your Champion is showing me that they really do care about putting together a great parody title. League of Legends is a great game and this is a top notch adult alternative!

What I didn’t like about Fuck Your Champion

One small touch I’d like to see here is that when you select the various champions, it ought to play the voice lines associated with that character. You know in champion select when you hover over a champion and they say something after you’re locked in? That’s exactly what I want to see at Fuck Your Champion! I think it’s especially funny for characters like Teemo, where he’d say “Captain Teemo on Duty!” just before he goes and fucks Syndra or whatever. I guess there might be copyright issues with this, but meh – do you really think League of Legends is going to waste their time on a porn parody title? I think not.

My final thoughts on Fuck Your Champion

I did have fun playing Fuck Your Champion and yeah – take it from someone who loves League of Legends that this is a good XXX alternative. The artwork is fantastic, the options you have to change the sex are great and you’ll basically never get bored of messing around with the different combinations that are available here for the hot sex. So what’s the bottom line? Mr. Porn Geek recommends you check out Fuck Your Champion – it’s fun, easy to play and you’ll be shooting thick ropes in no time at all. From Challenger To Iron 4, everyone will be having fun!