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Mr. Porn Geek plays Hamakaze

I’ve been reviewing a lot of pornographic games lately and I’ve noticed that my list doesn’t have too many titles that are going to appeal to the anime freaks and geeks out there, so how about we change that? Whether you’re a hardcore weaboo or just someone that loves hentai to jerk off over, I’m going to be bringing you a game today that will be sure to supercharge your love of the genre. So without further ado, let’s go on an adventure with Mr. Porn Geek as he reviews Hamakaze and tells you what this title is all about. Wound good? Then keep reading, home slice!

First thoughts on Hamakaze

So when this game kicks off, Hamakaze will show you a grey-haired, blue-eyed schoolgirl with huge tits right in the middle of your screen. She’s got that classic white and blue outfit on that everyone loves and some vintage Japanese text in the top left-hand corner that I have no real idea on what it’s talking about. Sadly, I can’t work out how to find an English version of Hamakaze, so I’m just going to be mashing the button in the middle of my screen to cycle through the dialog. Don’t worry though: I’ll try my hardest to come across a ported version so that all of my non-Japanese readers can enjoy jerking off to this hentai game.

Gameplay at Hamakaze

Oh man, I bit off a little more than I could chew with this one: Hamakaze isn’t a game that makes much sense just from the buttons that you can press! I hit a few of the options on the right-hand side and managed to get my cock inside, but I struggled to work out what to do next. A few more button presses and I eventually managed to start fucking this schoolgirl: her big tits were bouncing all over the place! Note that although this game is being accessed via a Western website that isn’t strictly bound by laws in Japan, you’ve still got censorship on the content in the form of pixilation. I’ve heard of a few folks that enjoy this, but yeah – a bit of an issue and I’d like to see a fully released Western version that doesn’t have this limitation. Call me crazy, but I like my hentai to be complete and without censorship! Maybe Mr. Porn Geek just has too many demands when it comes to erotic, pornographic games.

Playing Hamakaze a little more

I eventually managed to pick up the pace at which I was fucking and in a flash, everything changed when I busted a nut deep inside this schoolgirl. The text had a lot going on, but I have no idea what she was saying – once again, I can’t read Japanese characters! On the left-hand side of the game, you can take off various clothes or just partly remove them, which is quite cool. One stellar feature is that you can slide those striped panties to the side: perfection if you’re someone that likes anime girls to be somewhat clothed while you’re smashing them.

Final thoughts on Hamakaze

Look, I think that if you’re someone that just wants a quick jerk over fucking an anime schoolgirl, this game is pretty good. It takes a few minutes to get the controls and buttons, but once that’s done – you’re golden! Hamakaze could be a lot better if they allowed you to play the game in English, but beggars can’t be choosers, right? In future editions, I’d also like the ability to cycle through a few different characters with other uniforms, body shapes and faces. That’d be really cool, and I’d probably rate Hamakaze as being one of the best Japanese sex simulators out there on the market. Still, it’s good in its current state, even if a few improvements could make it absolutely stellar. Thanks for reading and remember, whenever you need top tier advice on the best porn games around, my reviews are always on hand to assist!

  • Instant action
  • Good options
  • Hot anime sex
  • Needs more characters
  • Not in English