Heaven’s Doll

Heaven’s Doll – First impression

Mr. Porn Geek likes playing games like Heaven’s Doll because I know they are filled with options and options to do and will have me stuck to the monitor for a few hours until I finish it. A few hours for a sex game? Tell me, is that normal? It most certainly is not, but you are going to forgive me because I have thrown myself into the fire for you guys and tried out the game and put together a review that is not going to disappoint.

As I said before my fondness to these types of games is significant, and when you put together a nice game like this and put effort into making it, what’s not to like about it, tell me? There are a few things that could be fixed. I can tell you that, but the overall look and feel of the game are quite good. In the next moments, I will explain in short everything there is to know about Heaven’s Doll or will at least try to give you an insight on what’s to come.

Heaven’s Doll – Gameplay 

Oh great, I have to fuck five girls and cum five times in a matter of seconds. Great! The game starts with some Korean or Japanese titles, I couldn’t really tell the difference. That’s one of the first red flags! How do they expect me to play a game and get horny when I can’t even understand what the fuck the girls are talking about and saying to me? You can choose one out of five girls whose ass you want to pump. I chose the first purple-haired girl, and her body is given to me.

When I hover over her tits, yellow circles appear, and I can click on them. As soon as I click on them, the girl starts moaning, and the yellow bar on her avatar starts filling up. I guess this means that I Mr. Porn Geek can fuck her tight pussy? Her bar goes up after I spam her tit for five-hundred times, and I can then insert my cock into her. After I’ve inserted my cock, I start pumping her, and there’s some Korean text that I can click on, and the guy cums inside of that sweet tight pussy. After that, she sucks my dick, and again, I can cum in her mouth. Then I’m left with four other girls that want Mr. Porn Geek’s dick.

Oh, the obligations! And why the fuck is my penis censored? The last character is not unlocked, and you have to unlock her, but after I’ve fucked and cummed all over the girls, she still doesn’t appear as a fuckable character. Then I stumble upon some options that are written in Japanese, I click on the main menu button, and when I come back, all of my progress is lost. BOO!!!

Heaven’s Doll – My impression

The design is pretty neat. Mr. Porn Geek loves pixelated video games because it reminds him of his Pokemon games and how much he wanted to fuck every character in the ass, including Pikachu. The sex mechanics are dull, and you can’t really do anything. Your only job is to click on a couple of options but nothing more. Your penis is censored for no fucking reason, and everything is in Japanese or Korean, so how am I suppose to know what to do?