Hentai Diaries

Hentai Diaries – Mr. Porn Geek’s review

Hello friends – it’s Mr. Porn Geek here and today, I’m going to be talking to you about the game known as Hentai Dairies. I’m sure you’ve noticed over the last few months that Mr. Porn Geek has really made a concentrated push to publish as many reviews as possible on the best porn games out there – I’m only interested in bringing you the best of the best! Question is, does Hentai Dairies manage to live up to my expectations? I’m not going to recommend any free game the second I come across it: it has to be a great title before it gets my full endorsement! So with that in mind, how about I load up Hentai Diaries and see what it has to offer? Continue reading for my full review and analysis on this game.

First thoughts on Hentai Dairies

When loading up Hentai Dairies for the first time, you’ll be shown a massive love heart in the middle of the release that basically asks you to confirm that you’re over the age of 18 and agree to all of the terms and conditions. If the title wasn’t enough, this is very much a mature release with lots of nudity and erotic themes – anyone who’s not legally allowed to watch this type of thing should head elsewhere immediately, if not sooner! Once you’ve confirmed your age, you’ll be shown a splash screen that allows you to either play the game as a member or as a guest. Since I don’t want to get addicted to this anime lewd game, I’m going to select the guest option and see what happens. By the way, I’m not quite sure what patch or edition I’m playing for this review – that information doesn’t seem to be available. It’s possible that there’s only one copy of Hentai Diaries out there and development has stopped, but if not, I’ll be sure to let you know if any new updates have gone live.

Playing Hentai Dairies – Mr. Porn Geek’s experience

So when the game loads up for the very first time and you hit play, a cute pink-haired girl by the name of Riley Kovitz will reveal herself to you. She’ll tell you that she’s late to class and you’ve got two dialog response options that you can select from – it’s good that this hentai game has a lot of player-based decision making! I’m a big fan of this in the anime porn title genre, so yeah – so far so good if you ask Mr. Porn Geek. You’ll also notice on the far right-hand side of the screen that you’ve got a scale going from angry all the way up to intimate: this appears to be the relationship you have with the girl you’re talking to and I’m guessing that based on how you talk, the gauge will either fill all of the way up or go down right to the very bottom.

I decided to say that it was my fault for interrupting the pink chick – I didn’t want to get her in trouble for being late to class. Turns out that when she goes to run away, something falls out of her pocket and you tell her that she dropped it. I was slightly confused about the lack of an option to keep the coin – I could have spent that on something cool! After giving it back, you’ve got the choice of trying to stop her or just follow – I went with follow, since I could always claim that we were both just headed in the same direction, right?

Looking in the classroom

When I looked into the classroom, it turned out that the pink chick we just bumped into was now jerking off a cock and slapping them against her big anime titties. I’m surprised the action is so extreme from the get go – how’d she manage to get naked so quickly, too? I’m having to suspend a huge chunk of disbelief to get my head wrapped around this hentai game! Note that to progress, you’re going to have to mouse over the very top of the game, which will raise the bar and allow you to skip forward when the time is right. You’ll have to wait until the dude busts a nut and then this anime slut slurps up the cum like her life depends on it. When you’re done here, simply leave and go back to the main entrance, where you’ll come across two new broads to interact with: August and Abigail. Since the former had the better outfit, I figured it was best for me to have a little chat with her before the other minx. You can decide to go the other way though – what’s so great about Hentai Dairies is that the progression and choices are all yours!

What I disliked about Hentai Diaries

I played this game for another 30 minutes and for me, the biggest ‘issue’ I have here is the fact that the game isn’t really all that fast-paced. I’ve played a lot of titles that are basically sex simulation releases and this certainly isn’t one of them. You’ve got plots, stats and all that good stuff – you’ll even start to receive contacts in your phone and the ability to collect items and keys to perform various tasks and find new adventures. There’s a good level of interaction here and I know that lots of people who play hentai games are going to love that – others might not be so keen, though.

My final words: Hentai Diaries and its conclusion

There aren’t too many games that are this polished in the anime porn genre, so I think I’m going to go ahead here and give my full recommendation for trying it out. I had a lot of fun playing Hentai Diaries and while the pace might be a bit on the slow side, this is great for people that want to take their time with a squeeze. Mr. Porn Geek knows that instant jerks are fun, but those that require a bit of effort can be equally as rewarding. So yeah, if you’re looking for a hentai dating simulator where your decisions really do matter, play Hentai Diaries!