High Tail Hall 2

High Tail Hall 2: Mr. Porn Geek’s review

What’s going on, sports racers? Mr. Porn Geek here and yup – your boy is back with yet another high quality review of an adult game that you’ve never heard of! This one goes by the title of High Tail Hall 2 and from what I can piece together, it’s actually a sequel of a game called High Tail Hall – don’t ask me how I worked that one out, because I’m not going to tell you! Anyhow, this game has received some mixed feedback from people who have played it, but the general consensus seems relatively positive. That still doesn’t mean it gets a free pass – Mr. Porn Geek is going to write up a full analysis on High Tail Hall 2 to let you know what’s what and whether he recommends it to porn gaming addicts!

The introduction at High Tail Hall 2

Although you’re able to skip the introduction, I do recommend that you watch it, just so you’ve got a bit of an idea of what’s going on and what it is you’re playing. I do just want to mention for the record that this game is incredibly dated – it was released in December of 2008, which as I’m sure you can work out is a hell of a long time ago. The game has this weird entry lobby system where you’re in a bar or something and there’s one of those screens on the table you can click on. This area is called the ‘lobby’ and it’s the main port of call whenever you want to transition or go someplace else. If you haven’t figured it out yet, hit the computer screen and you’ll be shown a huge overhead map of the area you’re located in.

The top right-hand corner of this screen has a guest list, which you’re able to click if you want to know who’s around that you can engage with. One small point of issue here: I don’t get why they had to make the security screen feed static thing so aggressive: I have to squint to read the title when looking at it through this particular monitor. I’m okay with realism, but there’s no way anyone has a screen that awful when they’re supposed to be monitoring a particular area on a non-descript island. Note that when you hover over the spots on the right-hand side of the map, they’re ‘offline’. In fact, the only place you’re going to be able to access on your first click is the so-called glass room: do that and then you’ll get the ball rolling!

The glass room in High Tail Hall 2

Your first actual choice can now be made in High Tail Hall: you’ve got the option to either head through the double doors or navigate to the left-hand side of the room. Since I’m not going to fall for the whole ‘continue forward’ meme that so many normies engage in, sliding to the left was the only choice for me. This is when you’ll start to realize the theme for High Tail Hall 2 and yeah – let me tell you folks – it’s not something that everyone is going to be interested in. See, High Tail Hall is a furry game at heart: you’re going to be having sex with human and animal hybrids. I know that not many people are going to be down for that, so if it doesn’t appeal to you, definitely go and try out some other game – this one isn’t going to give you the jerking experience you desire.

You can choose to fuck the bird if you wish – she’s down for it immediately. Once that’s done, you’ll click around an outdoor cinema for a bit before finding a dog inside a swimming pool, all alone and without anyone to care for them. If you so desire, you can click on this pool and be introduced to them – turns out that the tits on this hybrid creature are pretty damn special! Shelly is the name of the sexy beast and you’ve got the choice to either say ‘hell yes’ or ‘sorry, busy’ to her. Since I’m here to fuck, Mr. Porn Geek picked the first option.

Shelly then ended up opening her legs so my huge cock could enter that pussy. Your options here are somewhat limited, but you can choose to pump up the pace or pull it back a little if it’s too intense for you. When you hit the faster button, you’ll then have a final choice of cumming if you so desire. Pro tip: you might want to time your own hog squeezing with the moment you hit the button, so you and your furry loving dick can bust a nut in unison with what happens in the game. I was quite surprised that this game decided that it was best to pull out before releasing the seed though – whatever happened to hot creampies?

My complaints about High Tail Hall 2

I don’t have too many complaints here, but I think the game’s structure and layout are just a bit weird. In some zones, you’ll also be prompted to different areas if you don’t select something quickly. There’s very little plot here and the general premise is just to fuck and yeah – not much else. I had fun, but I’m not much of a guy for furry entertainment, so I’m unable to rate how hot the sex actually is.

Conclusion: High Tail Hall 2

Look, I think this one is really going to come down to whether or not you consider yourself to be interested in animal hybrid sexual activities. High Tail Hall 2 has a bunch of that stuff and if it appeals to you, you’re going to have a lot of fun here. If not – well definitely check out Mr. Porn Geek’s other reviews instead, since this one isn’t going to have you shooting thick ropes any time soon. Small improvements can be made here and there, but since the game is over a decade old, I doubt we’ll be getting any patches. Overall, I’m happy to recommend this to the furries – it’s got what you want!