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Mr. Porn Geek plays Hot Meal

Mr. Porn Geek is known to be someone that reviews games with style and freshness, and today, Hot meal will be no exception to this mission I gave myself. This is going to be one of those situations where you will not be left hanging I can guarantee that my friends.

The brunette is astonishingly well beautiful and well-drawn in the main screen, indeed. According to the description, game sounds interesting and promising, but we all know we shouldn’t have high expectations early on for any game, based on previous experiences. The background, music, and the beautiful brunette model in Hot Meal look like a scene from The Witcher: Wild Hunt. The graphics and style as well. The game series is actually called “Sexy Witch” as well, LOL. Hopefully, Hot Meal has something to do with The Witcher, because that game is one of the best games ever created. It has the best fuck scenes any game ever provided, too.

How the gameplay for Hot Meal works?

You open Hot meal on your favorite internet browser. You wait 20-45 seconds for it to load, depending on your PC. You see the love of your life. A stunning, naked brunette with the cutest tits is staring at you. This is the first game I reviewed that’s not featuring an anime female character. This brunette is the most beautiful woman in her thirties that you’ve seen so far. Press “Begin.” Enter the name of your character. Choose between three difficulties, easy, normal, or hard. Choose easy cause you just trynna fuck. Wow, Hot Meal has hand-made drawings for their scenes. Amazing.

It has 3rd rendered custom images for other scenes, as well. So, in the game, you basically start by going and ask to be irresistible to women. She casts a spell on you, and you walk outside. You walk up to a couple and ask what time is it, they ignore you. You wonder if the spell worked. The game and characters look beautiful. You’re hungry, so you go to a tavern where you meet the lovely brunette serving breakfast in a french maid uniform. With a series of dialogue options and riddles she offers you, if you’re charming and not vulgar, she shows you her stunning breasts and sucks you off under the tavern table.

It continues to a wild series of fucking in all positions know to man-kind, including anal and titty fucking with a literal love goddess. The dialogues are so intimate that you literally fall in love with the character and makes the sex amazing. The game ends when the first witch that apparently enlarged your penis and made the first woman you meet every day to fall in love with you. Zanny told the brunette what spell she cast on you.

My actual thoughts on Hot Meal

Best game I ever reviewed. Drawings 10/10. Animations 10/10. Voice acting 9/10. Story 11/10. Character engagement 10/10. The story was so good I forgot this was a game. I failed to get to fuck her two times and felt devastated because I thought she didn’t like me. Got it right the third time, which leads you to a fantastic fuck scene with close-ups that show you every muscle of the human body moving during intercourse. Both Zanny, the witch that casts a spell on you, and the brunette hostess are the most realistic video game characters I’ve ever bust a nut to. They’re so dreamy you can’t resist falling in love with them. It’s like they really cast a spell on you.

Hot Meal is a magical underrated game with absurdly talented developers, graphical designers, and animators. I can’t believe I’m finally reviewing a game that doesn’t have a single negative aspect. The story, interactive parts, animations, 3rd imagery, drawings, art, voice acting. This game has it all. I recommend this game to everyone reading my review. No, Hot Meal didn’t pay me to say this. Try the game out, and you’ll share the same opinion.

  • Fantastic art
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