Kill la Kill

Kill la Kill – the Mr. Porn Geek analysis

Let me get, you’re a horny little pervert and the only thing you want is for Mr. Porn Geek’s professional, high IQ analysis on Kill la Kill? If so, well let’s just say that you’ve come to the right page! Today, I’ll be devoting all of my resources and time to telling you all about Kill la Kill: an XXX parody title that I think many of you are going to want to know about. I haven’t actually played this game just yet, but I’ll jump right on in this instant to give you my full, expert analysis on what it has to offer. So yeah – I guess you ought to keep reading if you want to know whether the porn game Kill la Kill is any good!

The introduction of Kill la Kill

When the game first loads up, you’ll be shown an anime introduction screen that reveals that sexy, black-haired broad all caught up and fully exposed. While this is technically described as being a game, I think the reality is that it’s more of an erotic simulation where you get to tease and fuck this slut however you desire. There’s actually voice acting here in Kill la Kill, which I think is pretty cool – the quality is quite amazing too, since this animation looks tip top full screen on my 1080p monitor. I think my only complaint is the fact that the music is so damn loud and dramatic. I get that the parody here has a bit of a reputation for epicness, but come on – this is just too extreme! I’m trying to squeeze my hog but instead, I’m forced to try and fiddle around with various volume controls so I’m not going deaf. Mr. Porn Geek has very sensitive ears and he doesn’t want them to be ruined and destroyed by a porn game developer that didn’t think about his project in advance!

Playing Kill la Kill

So when you decide you want to get down to ‘playing’ Kill la Kill, all you’ve got to do is start clicking! I’m sure those of you who have played sex simulation titles before know what to do here, but if you’re new, I’ll give you some guidance: start by hitting the right-hand button on the screen and soon enough, those panties will come off and the snake-like animals that appear will clamp down on her big nipples – just what we want to see! Further in, we’ll see the pussy be spread wide open and yup: it’s dripping wet. The tools attached to the milkers start to pulsate too – I don’t know if they’re having a good suck or what, but our protagonist doesn’t seem all that bothered about the situation for the time and being.

Soon enough, a tongue will appear that starts to lap up the pussy of this minx – struggle as she might, the sexual pleasure soon becomes too much and she’s practically gushing at this point in time. It’s incredible just how much some ladies love the feeling of helplessness and being destroyed by inanimate objects. She’s powerless to resist and that’s how she ended up getting so damn moist. By the way: if you ever want to go back and look at the previous scene, feel free to hit the ‘back’ button just like you would flip a page on a book or whatever. It’s nice that the developer decided to include this, since sometimes you realize the next bit isn’t quite as good as the previous bit and you want to get your nut off as quickly as possible to the top quality stuff that’s on offer.

More fun at Kill la Kill

If you were hoping for penetration here – you’ll get exactly that. The tongue-like thing I mentioned earlier will soon stick itself deep inside this pussy and yeah: that’s when I know a lot of you hog squeezers are going to be having the most amount of fun. Oh, let’s not even get started on the triple penetration – she’ll cum buckets as all of those holes are filled up with attachments and gizmos. Fluid explosion is imminent and you get to witness the whole thing, complete with a superimposed fly-by animation that you see in anime shows all the time – fun and on topic, just what Mr. Porn Geek likes to see!

Eventually, Ryuko Matoi will find herself overcome with pleasure and wants to be fucked even more – she’s quickly flipped around and starts to get teased doggy style this time. With such a delicious butthole on display, it was only a matter of time before it got filled up with that tentacle. If you were hoping to see Ryuko being spitroasted, you’ll see exactly that! She can take it though: good whores always manage to find a way.

My complaints about Kill la Kill

So what do I dislike about this porn parody of Kill la Kill? I think my biggest ‘issue’ is the fact that the transitions take quite a while and some of them don’t really add all of that much, so if you want to just get straight to the most extreme stuff, you’ve got a minute of clicking and various cutscenes. Ryuko does look pretty convincing, but it’s far from being completely on point – a little more detail could’ve been paid to the outfit. Credit where credit is due though: it’s pretty damn close to the real thing.

Kill la Kill: my conclusion

So how does Mr. Porn Geek stack up Kill la Kill against all the other sex simulations he’s come across? It’s a pretty good title, all things considered. There’s little gaming pleasure here, since you don’t make any choices and have basically no input, but at least you’re given a great porn parody of Ryuko Matoi being fucked – everyone can agree that’s a good thing, right? Well if not: have no fear, since Mr. Porn Geek has dozens of other reviews for you to check out on great quality games that are far more interactive and skill rewarding! Anyway – that’s all I’m going to say in this review, so thanks for reading as always and be sure to come back any time you need advice from the only authority on good smut: Mr. Porn Geek.